Holy crap- hit and run?
"One fire hydrant, one flower shop, one dog, and nineteen cars"
In all seriousness I'm sure or at least I hope you were just kidding around. For the most part while many of the vehicles were Japanese, they weren't rice. I'm guessing it was your average joes transportation to and from work. Nothing funny about losing your ride to stupidity. Had the cars been chock full of wings, bodykits and the like, well THEN I think it may have been a sign from God. 
