a crooked one?

 

Ya...thats it.

 

Those are the best ones.

 

that was funny as hell weasel. glad you took to the time to write that cause i laughed my *** off.

 

Probably one with some time on the force, a few commendations, and no kids. If I had no kids, you'd better believe I'd be in a C5!

There are some cool cops out there. However, I'm close enough to the police academy that I never see them. I get the cadet trainees trying to impress somebody. That's usually when I start looking on composite fabrication sites for cheap kevlar. But if you really try hard enough, you can avoid a night in jail and keep your mouth shut.