Reason for washing your car.
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as well as foot prints (and scratches
)on my bumper. It pissed me off that they scratched my bumper but I still thought it was funny that someone humped on the back of my car. Serves me right for drinking too much. There needs to be that "Shrowd of Turin" stuff all over the freaking hood in order to call it a day!





