Here's how you, too, can learn to sing the exquisite art of Death Metal!!

Sing Death Metal

 

ummmmmm........WTF?

 

I have Detirmined that i am going to make millions of $'s off of heavy metal by maiking a CD called Esophagus Insanity, in which i will scream the ingredients off of various food products. One song will be, "Birthday Cake Bashing" and i will...well...scream like that flash video, the ingredients off the cake box.
Lyrics:
Yellow number five!!!!!!
Peanut oiiiiiiiiiilllllll!!!!!
Make sure you put pam on the foil!!!!
Sugar!!!....Butter!!!
So much icing you'll thow-up in the gutttttter!!!!
grrrrraaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! (just yelling)
And then i'll repeat those lines twice more. And that will be a chart topping song... And yes i just made that up.

 

well, you're a little late on that idea....sorta...

Tool has something similar on the Ænima album, track #10 "Die Eier Von Satan".....they make the track out to be some German Hitler-esque speech, but in reality, he's really reading a cookie recipe in German.....

 

Well my idea will suceed because my band name won't be a nickname for *****.

 

That was great! hahahahahhahaahahaha