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Old 09-20-2004, 11:08 PM
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We should put him up aginst the Star Wars Kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 09-20-2004, 11:50 PM
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We should put him up aginst the Star Wars Kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhahaahah........ You ALL know star wars kid would kick his ***.
Old 09-21-2004, 07:35 AM
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SWK comes complete with his own theme music, obviously he would win!
Old 09-21-2004, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by slammed-am
Oh, cmon now, most of the guys on this site are healthy males in their prime and could probably take a good beating, but that kid loooks like he knows how to use his weapon pretty well, and if he got a good hit on anyone, they would probably go down. That kid's face and intensity level would be enough to scare me...heh Wait, what the hell am I talking about.....If you got in there close, you could crush him...hah... Jeez, when he did that move on his knees spinning around and catching the staff he either looked like a frickin' robot or something out of an action cartoon/matrix movie...looked really cool....
I still think if I run at him full speed ahead and tackle him, I'd take him down.
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Originally Posted by Gev
I still think if I run at him full speed ahead and tackle him, I'd take him down.
Yeah, I agree. If you were running full speed it would sorta be like a squirrel trying to stop a freight train...
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Originally Posted by Gev
I still think if I run at him full speed ahead and tackle him, I'd take him down.
You would win.

It bothers me that all the competition martial artists think they are SO badass because they can twirl a stick around and perform moves that would never work in a fight in a million years. just because you do competition doesnt mean you can fight, real fighting is much different, I know this from experience (dont need to get into it, lets just say I wont pretty easy)

as you said, you rush him, or just cover your head and get in close he will only get one or two good hits in, and as long as its not to the head, hes toast after that, because in the end every fight turns into a wrestling match, and im sure he cant wrestle, specially against a 6ft 250lb guy
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LMFAO at the end it looks like he stabs himself in the foot!
Old 09-21-2004, 05:23 PM
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Im 6’8” and 300lbs and I could probably kick that kids *** and then eat him. But if it came down to it I would let him win then post the video on the internet for general amusement.
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for as fast as that kid is twirlin his stick, i would hope he would be fast enough not to get tackled by your fat ***. but i agree, just sit on him til he stops breathing
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Originally Posted by GoldenVelvet
Im 6’8” and 300lbs and I could probably kick that kids *** and then eat him. But if it came down to it I would let him win then post the video on the internet for general amusement.
LOL way to take one for the team man.
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bwahahahaha!!! that was funny as hell!
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Originally Posted by GoldenVelvet
Im 6’8” and 300lbs and I could probably kick that kids *** and then eat him. But if it came down to it I would let him win then post the video on the internet for general amusement.
LOL... no you could definitely kick his *** and probably eat him.

All that kid has is a pouty face and a toothpick.

I've been training in Traditional Okinawan Karate for over 10 years. That video is an excellent example of BAD martial arts. That's either "American Karate" or "American Tae Kwon Do" Either way, it's just a bunch of bullspit.

What you're seeing there is closer to gymnastics or juggling than a martial art.

I'll give the kid props for the twirling skill he has. However, to call that a martial art, that makes me sick.

All of the screaming and angry faces are garbage too. A true martial artist, when faced with combat, does not change his frame of mind. If you have to fight, don't get all mad about it and scream and sh*t, just do what you have to do and move on.

One other note: For a bo, or staff, to be effective, it's got to have some weight to it. A little toothpick twig like that has no inertia so it's not going to hurt when he hits you. A real bo weighs about 4-5 lbs. The comparison is similar to a ping ping ball to a golf ball.

I hope I've shed a little light
Old 09-30-2004, 03:18 AM
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bah, the kid's got nothing on our F-Bodies....i'd just run him over....
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Watch this kid be in the next Jet Li movie
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What a little psycho.
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Default Kid vs Kimbo

I would like to see that kid and his stick against Kimbo. That boy and his stick against that silverback would be a pay per view intro fight.

2 to 1 odds on Kimbo.

I got my money on Kimbo. Any other takers.
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Old 09-30-2004, 03:33 PM
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I think I could take him. He's pretty good a Karate, But I'm a master at FAT-FU. I'll knock him over with my belly.
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6'4 275 right here. He can have the stick all he wants, it will be shoved up his 11 year old ***. hehehe




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