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Old Jan 26, 2006 | 10:57 PM
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I am sorry if this is a repost even if it is it is worth it, you guys will love this.

http://www.iroc-zpostforum.com/iroc_idiot.mp3
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Old Jan 26, 2006 | 11:24 PM
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.............this is the most idiotic person that I have ever heard. 270hp?!? WOO ******* HOO. I know plenty of cop cars that could kick his *** in reverse
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Old Jan 26, 2006 | 11:26 PM
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oh wait and then theres the wash and wax to jam radar bullshit?!?!?!? what kind of **** is that? If that was true, everyone would wash, clay, and wax thier cars every ******* day
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Old Jan 26, 2006 | 11:37 PM
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lol you have yo listen to the whole thing it gets awsome espicially towards the end when people start making fun of him.
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Old Jan 26, 2006 | 11:50 PM
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I think I just got dumber by listing to that! All I'm gonna start saying is DUUUUUUUHHHHH. Those new special metal parts made for the Iroc must be expensive because they're made with stealth bomber panels now ! I'm gonna wash and wax the **** out of my car 3 times a day because then I won't get pulled over. If I was that dumb, I'd wire my mouth shut. I'm gonna sell my car tomorrow and buy me the new special edition Stealth Bomber Iroc. I'm gonna go put on a chain steering wheel, back off mud flaps and a neon light around my license plate because radar can't pick me up then. He was one of the dumbest people I've ever heard . I think he was doing a little to much while he was on the air! Funny **** though !!
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Old Jan 27, 2006 | 12:18 AM
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LOL...it's a Sweet Ride man... n u got know wat to tell the cop..tell him go out do ur jod find a Gang members lol....radar would not get a my shine car....LOL.. he doesnt have to pull over.. gets thank you notes from cops lol
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Old Jan 27, 2006 | 12:22 AM
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Hahahaha I'll tell you this, IT's FAST!
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Old Jan 27, 2006 | 12:55 AM
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i want an iroc now. .!!! ill never get a ticket agian , . .
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Old Jan 27, 2006 | 01:25 AM
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"I mean...I have done upwards of 90 on Interstate 5...trust me, that's, that's moving"

BWHAHAHAH!

This is classic ****, what a ******* douche bag.

Just have to add-the bits about his car being "like the stealth bomber" is incredibly stupid, obviously. But, sadly, I've known people who are about at that level mentally, stupid people don't know how stupid they are.

Still think this is a joke, all the BJ talk, etc, etc, BS. Damn funny though, I wonder what year this is from. Sounds like 80's from the Russian reference, IROC, stealth bomber, etc.

I'm convinced this is a hoax now that I'm more than half way through, lol...the guys bragged about his Tats and then later said they were all temporary, bwhahahaha!

This **** if hilarious, but it's BS...talking about he's speeding because his girlfrined is hob knobbing him, heh.

OK, damn near the end now, god my brain hurts, some Texan called up talking about his 99LS1 w/352 to the wheels, so wow, this is relatively modern...definetly believe it's BS! The Guy says he has a chain steering wheel. I love this guys devotion to the act, classic.

Arghhh, it's all bogus, IROC guy doesn't even know what cops drive here in Ca(where he supposedly lives)...damn I really was hoping he was that stupid and not just Fing around...boy that Texan is dumb as **** too.

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Old Jan 27, 2006 | 01:35 AM
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special metal what the hell, this guy is the stupidest dueche bag ever. i wash and wax my car to deflect radar what a moron, and his IROC can outrun any cop car and that makes them jealous lol wow that 270HP will really smoke anything lol. all i can say is that dude knows nothing about cars and needs to sell that camaro and quit giving us F-Body owners a bad name. oh and the "when the cop walks up to my car i rev it up to 6000 RPMs and show him whats up, just makes him want to crap his pants" lol what a dumbass lol.
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Old Jan 27, 2006 | 01:54 AM
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damn i just realized i need to get one of those neon license plates to disrupt the cops radar lol. there is no way in hell he is serious, saying he could beat that guys hugger orange 345 HP 99 Z28.
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Old Jan 27, 2006 | 02:18 AM
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haha i almost fell off my chair from laughing
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Old Jan 27, 2006 | 03:02 AM
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damn that m'****** was stupid, i got to check the world records, cause if 90 mph is flying, i got to be pretty close to some kind of record.

If it's true imagine working with this guy, i worked with some guys that nothing but bs comes out of thier mouth, but this guy is by far the biggest lyin sac of **** i've ever heard. I bet his car could fly too, especially with all that stealth bomber technology integrated into the Iroc.

someone should give a shirt that reads something like this



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Old Jan 27, 2006 | 04:22 AM
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It's kind of hard to drive when your girl is doing a little of a, you know...**** gobble.
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Old Jan 27, 2006 | 05:02 AM
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Its a joke. A radio talk show host made that up
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Old Jan 27, 2006 | 02:00 PM
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If that was a joke it was pretty funny but, if that guy was serious hes a friggin idiot. If he thinks his 270hp is fast I bet a majority of people that post here easily make double that.
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Old Jan 27, 2006 | 03:51 PM
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What a crap Box. Its got T Tops. Real Fast.
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Old Jan 27, 2006 | 03:52 PM
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He called other ppls cars crap wagens. Its sweet lot of HPs. 270hp can beat any cop car esp. an LS1 cop car lol.


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Old Jan 27, 2006 | 03:54 PM
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It can get to 85mph and upwards of 90mph
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Old Jan 27, 2006 | 04:09 PM
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Had to be a joke, no one is that stupid.
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