Ricers are so slow LOL!!!
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From: Altus,oklahoma
Ricers are so slow LOL!!! ok heres the deal im out in my 89 ford Escort GT.
yeah thats right its an old *** escort and im crusing in it. well, i find this ricer its like an eclispe or something i couldnt tell through all the gay *** stickers and two foot metal wing and all the "shineys". Anways i figue ill give the old escort a run with it well i dont have a muffler on it it fell off (LOL) so he heard me coming about two blocks away. i pull up next to him and revs at me so i rev back and rattle his windows. the light turns green and i jumped out of the hole he drops it trying to keep up and i pull about 3 cars on him before i hit 3 gear well i just casually put it in fifth and slow down from going a WOMPING 58 MPH and the dude gets scared and turns off to a house giving me the fingue
man that must hurt to put all that cash into putting intakes mufflers and filters and shineys and get your *** kicked by an old escort that has striped the inside and added wanna be ram air to the airbox and some spark plug. man i love how stupid ppl are now adays and i cant wait to find him in my Bird <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />
<img border="0" alt="[chug]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_chug.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[bomb]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_bomb.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[bomb]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_bomb.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[barf]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_barf.gif" />
yeah thats right its an old *** escort and im crusing in it. well, i find this ricer its like an eclispe or something i couldnt tell through all the gay *** stickers and two foot metal wing and all the "shineys". Anways i figue ill give the old escort a run with it well i dont have a muffler on it it fell off (LOL) so he heard me coming about two blocks away. i pull up next to him and revs at me so i rev back and rattle his windows. the light turns green and i jumped out of the hole he drops it trying to keep up and i pull about 3 cars on him before i hit 3 gear well i just casually put it in fifth and slow down from going a WOMPING 58 MPH and the dude gets scared and turns off to a house giving me the fingue
man that must hurt to put all that cash into putting intakes mufflers and filters and shineys and get your *** kicked by an old escort that has striped the inside and added wanna be ram air to the airbox and some spark plug. man i love how stupid ppl are now adays and i cant wait to find him in my Bird <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />
<img border="0" alt="[chug]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_chug.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[bomb]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_bomb.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[bomb]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_bomb.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[barf]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_barf.gif" />
Thread Starter
Teching In
Joined: Apr 2003
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From: Altus,oklahoma
Re: Ricers are so slow LOL!!! Thanks for the back i thought it was funny too <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />
