>>Dear Tech Support:
>>
>>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
>>the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
>>space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
>>all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
>>
>>Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing
>>7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
>>while
>>attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back
>>to
>>Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>>
>>Thanks,
>>
>>A Troubled User.
>>
>>
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>>
>>
>>REPLY:
>>
>>Dear Troubled User:
>>
>>This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>>
>>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
>>just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
>>SYSTEM
>>and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible
>>to
>>delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
>>uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
>>
>>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
>>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
>>Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
>>situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
>>alleviate software augmentation problems.
>>
>>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
>>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
>>will return to normal anyway.
>>
>>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
>>Wife
>>1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook
>>It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>>
>>However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
>>cause
>>the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only
>>way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
>>software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
>>
>>WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
>>Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
>>irreversible damage to the operating system.
>>
>>Best of luck,
>>
>>Tech Support
>>
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I think Nag 9.5 is just a feature of the OS there is no turning it on and off. Once again tech support is wrong....

 

haven't laughed that hard in a while...thanks

nate

 

That is some pretty funny stuff. I'll work up the courage to show it to my wife later .....