Robin Williams plan
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Robin Williams plan This was in an email that I received and thought I would share.
Go Robin!
> You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's
> nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up
> with the perfect plan. What we need now is for
> our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat
> this message.
>
> Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this
> logic!)
>
> I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
> not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
>
> 1..) "The US will apologize to the world for our
> "interference" in their affairs, past &
> present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
> Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those
> 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.
>
> 2..) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
> world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the
> Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want
> us there. We would station troops at our borders.
> No one allowed sneaking through holes in the
> fence.
>
> 3..) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
> affairs together and leave. We'll give
> them a free trip home. After 90 days the
> remainder will be gathered up and deported
> immediately, regardless of who or where
> they are..
>
> They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
>
> 4..) All future visitors will be thoroughly
> checked and limited to 90 days unless
> given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from
> a terrorist nation will be allowed
> in. If you don't like it there, change it
> yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
> would never be available to anyone. We
> don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
> cashiers.
>
> 5..) No foreign "students" over age 21. The
> older ones are the bombers. If they don't
> attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
> home baby.
>
> 6..) The US will make a strong effort to become
> self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
> developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
> will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
> Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
> cope for a while.
>
> 7..) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
> countries $10 a barrel!
> for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some
> place else. They can go somewhere else to
> sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
> 8..) If there is a famine or other natural
> catastrophe in the world, we will not
> "interfere." They can pray to Allah or
> whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
> they need. Besides most of what we give them
> is stolen or givento the army. The people who
> need it most get very little, if anything.
>
> 9..) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
> some place. We don't need the spies and fair
> weather friends here. Besides, the building would
> make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
> aliens.
>
> 10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty
> school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly
> Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
>
> ENGLISH.....learn
> it...or LEAVE.....
>
> Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
>
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying
> 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled
> masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
> yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "
>
> If you agree with the above forward it to
> friend.......... If not, and
> I would be amazed, DELETE it !!!!!
Go Robin!
> You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's
> nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up
> with the perfect plan. What we need now is for
> our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat
> this message.
>
> Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this
> logic!)
>
> I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
> not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
>
> 1..) "The US will apologize to the world for our
> "interference" in their affairs, past &
> present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
> Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those
> 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.
>
> 2..) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
> world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the
> Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want
> us there. We would station troops at our borders.
> No one allowed sneaking through holes in the
> fence.
>
> 3..) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
> affairs together and leave. We'll give
> them a free trip home. After 90 days the
> remainder will be gathered up and deported
> immediately, regardless of who or where
> they are..
>
> They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
>
> 4..) All future visitors will be thoroughly
> checked and limited to 90 days unless
> given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from
> a terrorist nation will be allowed
> in. If you don't like it there, change it
> yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
> would never be available to anyone. We
> don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
> cashiers.
>
> 5..) No foreign "students" over age 21. The
> older ones are the bombers. If they don't
> attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
> home baby.
>
> 6..) The US will make a strong effort to become
> self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
> developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
> will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
> Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
> cope for a while.
>
> 7..) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
> countries $10 a barrel!
> for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some
> place else. They can go somewhere else to
> sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
> 8..) If there is a famine or other natural
> catastrophe in the world, we will not
> "interfere." They can pray to Allah or
> whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
> they need. Besides most of what we give them
> is stolen or givento the army. The people who
> need it most get very little, if anything.
>
> 9..) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
> some place. We don't need the spies and fair
> weather friends here. Besides, the building would
> make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
> aliens.
>
> 10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty
> school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly
> Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
>
> ENGLISH.....learn
> it...or LEAVE.....
>
> Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
>
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying
> 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled
> masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
> yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "
>
> If you agree with the above forward it to
> friend.......... If not, and
> I would be amazed, DELETE it !!!!!
