Check Out Line
07-28-2005, 10:58 PM
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Check Out Line A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart of
milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon.. As she was unloading
her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her,
watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier.
The drunk said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled, looked at her four items on the conveyor belt,
and seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections said, "Well,
Y'know, that's right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk
replies, "Cause you're uglier 'n ****."
milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon.. As she was unloading
her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her,
watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier.
The drunk said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled, looked at her four items on the conveyor belt,
and seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections said, "Well,
Y'know, that's right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk
replies, "Cause you're uglier 'n ****."
Good thing i have learned not to read and drink at the same time.