Irish Humor
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From: Marysville, WA
Irish Humor An Irishman was visiting Londan & decided to stop into a pub for a beer. So he sits down next to 3 British gents & orders a pint.
As he sits there enjoying his GUiness, the 3 Brits are talking about how they can **** him off enough to start a fight with them.
So the first bloke nudges him and says " Hey there lad, did you know St Partick was a sissy?"
The Irishman realizing he was outnumbered responds "Really, I hadn't heard that before."
So the 2nd Brit pipes up "And did ye also know that he liked little boys?"
The Irishman keeps his cool & says "Nope, I didn't know that either."
Recognizing they hadn't gotten him riled up enough yet, the 3rd one says to his friends this one will get him....."And to top it off, did ye know he was actually British?"
The Irishman clearly upset turns to face the 3 and says "Yeah I figured that out from what your 2 chums just said!"
As he sits there enjoying his GUiness, the 3 Brits are talking about how they can **** him off enough to start a fight with them.
So the first bloke nudges him and says " Hey there lad, did you know St Partick was a sissy?"
The Irishman realizing he was outnumbered responds "Really, I hadn't heard that before."
So the 2nd Brit pipes up "And did ye also know that he liked little boys?"
The Irishman keeps his cool & says "Nope, I didn't know that either."
Recognizing they hadn't gotten him riled up enough yet, the 3rd one says to his friends this one will get him....."And to top it off, did ye know he was actually British?"
The Irishman clearly upset turns to face the 3 and says "Yeah I figured that out from what your 2 chums just said!"
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From: Issaquah, Wa.
I am DEEPLY resembled er, eh, ya well My dad told one about my moms dad,....It seems that my grampa Sean and grandma were out late one night pubing and one the way home old sean looks in the mirror and sees the police chief with his lights on and waving a lot! (aperantly hed had been trying to get gramps atention for a while) anyway the chief comes up and leans in the window and says For the love of christ sean, didnt you notice that your lovely wife fell out of the car as you were going around the corner at the intersection 5 miles back???????? so sean thinks about It for a little too long, then anounces "TANKS BE TO GOD" as,.... I thought I must be going deaf!!!!!
