HEADACHES


>>> HEADACHES
>>>
>>> Joe had been suffering from headaches so he went to see a Nurse
>>> Practitioner
>>> that specialized in migraines. The PA said, "Joe, the good news is I
>>> can
>>> cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
>>> You
>>> have a very rare condition, which causes your ********* to press on
>>> your
>>> spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to
>>> relieve the pressure is to remove the *********."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
>>> for.
>>> He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital,
>>> he
>>> was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like
>>> he
>>> was missing an important part of himself.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
>>> person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a
>>> men's
>>> clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The
>>> elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long."
>>> Joe
>>> laughed, "That's right. How did you know?" "Been in the business 60
>>> years!"
>>> the tailor said.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the
>>> mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a
>>> moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's
>>> see,
>>> 34 sleeves and 16-� neck." Joe was surprised,
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "That's right. How did you know?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the
>>> shirt
>>> and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the
>>> salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's
>>> see...size 36"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
>>> years
>>> old. "
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
>>> press your ********* up against the base of your spine and give you one
>>> hell of a headache."
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