Wal-Mart Greeter..
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From: Monroe, Washington
Wal-Mart Greeter.. A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart....
Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins ya stupid dumb ****? Do you really think
they look alike or are your eyes working as poorly as your brain?"
"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice..."
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart....
Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins ya stupid dumb ****? Do you really think
they look alike or are your eyes working as poorly as your brain?"
"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice..."
