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From: Marysville, WA
Man Warning The Surgeon General has determined that doing some this stupid could be harmful to your health. Do NOT try this at home!!! 
> Phil forgot his wedding anniversary last Thursday and his wife Maria was really angry.
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> She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
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> The next morning Phil got up early and left for work.
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> When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.
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> She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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> Phil has been missing since Friday!
> Phil forgot his wedding anniversary last Thursday and his wife Maria was really angry.
>
> She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
>
> The next morning Phil got up early and left for work.
>
> When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.
>
> She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
>
> Phil has been missing since Friday!
