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Old Nov 16, 2007 | 08:27 PM
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Default One for the women

THE BOTTLE OF WINE

For all of us who are married, were married, wish

You were married, or wish you weren't married, this

Is something to smile about the next time you see a

Bottle of wine:



Sally was driving home from one of her business

Trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly

Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.



As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped

The car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.



With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.



Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make

A bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old

Woman just sat silently, looking intently at

Everything she saw, studying every little detail,

Until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.



"What in bag?" asked the old woman. ?


Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's

A bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." ?


The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.


Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:


"Good trade."


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