"Why were you speeding?"
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From: Yelm, Wa
"Why were you speeding?" "Why were you speeding?"
- "I didn't know I was, because my lights are off."
- "I'm taking my friend to the hospital. He has alcohol poisoning." (The driver was drunk, too).
- After crashing: "I put supreme gas in the car, which caused me to lose control." (He, too, was found to be drunk.)
- "Don't I get a couple over when I am taking my grandkids to the airport?"
- "I get 10 extra in the fast lane."
- "My speedometer is broken."
- "Gas pedal got stuck."
- "I'm trying to catch that UFO. Can you try to catch it for me?"
- "I had a bee in the car."
- "I am late for church and don't want to go to hell."
- "I have been drinking and want to get off the road quickly."
- "I'm going to a divorce proceeding and if you met her, sir, you would understand why I am hurrying."
- "I am wearing really heavy shoes today and they make the gas pedal go down more."
- "I just got my license back from it being suspended and I am not used to driving."
- "My doctor gave me the wrong meds."
- "I didn't know I was, because my lights are off."
- "I'm taking my friend to the hospital. He has alcohol poisoning." (The driver was drunk, too).
- After crashing: "I put supreme gas in the car, which caused me to lose control." (He, too, was found to be drunk.)
- "Don't I get a couple over when I am taking my grandkids to the airport?"
- "I get 10 extra in the fast lane."
- "My speedometer is broken."
- "Gas pedal got stuck."
- "I'm trying to catch that UFO. Can you try to catch it for me?"
- "I had a bee in the car."
- "I am late for church and don't want to go to hell."
- "I have been drinking and want to get off the road quickly."
- "I'm going to a divorce proceeding and if you met her, sir, you would understand why I am hurrying."
- "I am wearing really heavy shoes today and they make the gas pedal go down more."
- "I just got my license back from it being suspended and I am not used to driving."
- "My doctor gave me the wrong meds."
