Anybody here have this?
she dont have that king crown on for nothing. Josh you aint ready for a big woman like that just yet. She would punch you in the ribs and scream "***** me you ******!" 
You know she likes to eat too which is one of my favorite hobbies...i see potential!! Bet she gives mean head too!!!!! "nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese!!"
You know she likes to eat too which is one of my favorite hobbies...i see potential!! Bet she gives mean head too!!!!! "nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese!!"
Originally Posted by cablebandit
Shutup TravASS....you know you like the one with the beer between her ****!!!!! "Whose ******* are these baby?" "They are TravASS' ******* big momma!"
Bitch, ONE of that Trailer princesses' gravity-induced mams is bigger than you. :rotfl:
Originally Posted by 02 WS6 TA
Bitch, ONE of that Trailer princesses' gravity-induced mams is bigger than you. :rotfl:
only prob I see with her is those tig ole bitties would get the beer hot quick...damn she's sexay though.....I wonder if I could fit her in the passenger seat of my firebird....**** would get traction then!!!! She could stomp one of those big hams and knock the catalytic converter hump out of the passenger side floor. Is that her arm or another person sitting on her right side!!!!
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Originally Posted by cablebandit
she dont have that king crown on for nothing. Josh you aint ready for a big woman like that just yet. She would punch you in the ribs and scream "***** me you ******!"
A) It's a sloppy ride (hot 8's 9's make life worth living)
B) She's just as rude as a hot babe.... but without the scenery
C) I won't be able to keep it up when my eyes are open, or if I smell the room, or if I hear her "love moans."
D) I can't show off to my friends with her.
E) I can't.... give a sh!+ about her issues... who cares, f#ck 'er.
No offense to "full women" I just..... want to be friends with 'em. 
Originally Posted by cablebandit
No debating that....she is HEALTHY!!! TravASS do you rmember a place called West Texas....country dive down by Stewart Ave......she would be called a West Texas princess!! What if that big bitch rolled over on you in the middle of the night?? Get yer head hung under one of those fat sacks and she might night hear you begging for air
Hell yes I remember that place! Damn, we's gettin' old. I told you that you were getting old. I bet you used to go to the Crystal palace!! Could always roll right over to the Gold Rush when you were done 
Josh, you forget one important thing she has to offer...none of your friends will try to hit on her. Also, its prolly always wet so no foreplay needed....and I bet she can cook some biscuits and red link sausage. Damn i tell you she is HOT!!! Prolly warm at night under the covers....will save on the heating bill to offset the grocery bill. Better have a damn sturdy toilet seat though!!! its always seem really skinny dude who digs a woman that size...weird. Only be better if ......she smokes!
Matt, I liked #3 and now pull for #8 so you are close. Also, that is a pic from bristol....a very good track to see a nascar race. I have enuff hair on my back to weave an indian blanket but that dude could do the whole teepee!!!! Now that I think about it...the chick next to him looks kinda like that gurl you dated before kelly. I bet her personal ad would say "sexy blonde who likes life in the fast lane!"
Josh, you forget one important thing she has to offer...none of your friends will try to hit on her. Also, its prolly always wet so no foreplay needed....and I bet she can cook some biscuits and red link sausage. Damn i tell you she is HOT!!! Prolly warm at night under the covers....will save on the heating bill to offset the grocery bill. Better have a damn sturdy toilet seat though!!! its always seem really skinny dude who digs a woman that size...weird. Only be better if ......she smokes!
Matt, I liked #3 and now pull for #8 so you are close. Also, that is a pic from bristol....a very good track to see a nascar race. I have enuff hair on my back to weave an indian blanket but that dude could do the whole teepee!!!! Now that I think about it...the chick next to him looks kinda like that gurl you dated before kelly. I bet her personal ad would say "sexy blonde who likes life in the fast lane!"
Originally Posted by cablebandit
Josh, you forget one important thing she has to offer...none of your friends will try to hit on her. Also, its prolly always wet so no foreplay needed....and I bet she can cook some biscuits and red link sausage. Damn i tell you she is HOT!!! Prolly warm at night under the covers....will save on the heating bill to offset the grocery bill. Better have a damn sturdy toilet seat though!!! its always seem really skinny dude who digs a woman that size...weird. Only be better if ......she smokes!
Originally Posted by cablebandit
Now that I think about it...the chick next to him looks kinda like that gurl you dated before kelly. I bet her personal ad would say "sexy blonde who likes life in the fast lane!"
Same size anyways Crystal palace hell, Momma's Country Showcase and tha Crystal Chandalier! Yee HAW! Actually, I raraly attended those outings- Hated Country bars. I did hang out at Time Zone back in the day with the skreet racers tho.
I did hang out at Time Zone back in the day with the skreet racers tho.
Originally Posted by cablebandit
I told you that you were getting old. I bet you used to go to the Crystal palace!! Could always roll right over to the Gold Rush when you were done
Josh, you forget one important thing she has to offer...none of your friends will try to hit on her. Also, its prolly always wet so no foreplay needed....and I bet she can cook some biscuits and red link sausage. Damn i tell you she is HOT!!! Prolly warm at night under the covers....will save on the heating bill to offset the grocery bill. Better have a damn sturdy toilet seat though!!! its always seem really skinny dude who digs a woman that size...weird. Only be better if ......she smokes!
Matt, I liked #3 and now pull for #8 so you are close. Also, that is a pic from bristol....a very good track to see a nascar race. I have enuff hair on my back to weave an indian blanket but that dude could do the whole teepee!!!! Now that I think about it...the chick next to him looks kinda like that gurl you dated before kelly. I bet her personal ad would say "sexy blonde who likes life in the fast lane!"
Josh, you forget one important thing she has to offer...none of your friends will try to hit on her. Also, its prolly always wet so no foreplay needed....and I bet she can cook some biscuits and red link sausage. Damn i tell you she is HOT!!! Prolly warm at night under the covers....will save on the heating bill to offset the grocery bill. Better have a damn sturdy toilet seat though!!! its always seem really skinny dude who digs a woman that size...weird. Only be better if ......she smokes!
Matt, I liked #3 and now pull for #8 so you are close. Also, that is a pic from bristol....a very good track to see a nascar race. I have enuff hair on my back to weave an indian blanket but that dude could do the whole teepee!!!! Now that I think about it...the chick next to him looks kinda like that gurl you dated before kelly. I bet her personal ad would say "sexy blonde who likes life in the fast lane!"
