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Old Feb 13, 2007 | 10:53 AM
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Subject: Bush's Plan in Iraq

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)...

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.


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Old Feb 13, 2007 | 11:00 AM
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ha ha
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Old Feb 13, 2007 | 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by BadAzz96Z28
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Doubt it would take that long. Those cowards would all run to Iran by sun down.
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Old Feb 13, 2007 | 02:26 PM
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That dang ole draft Where do we sign up?
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Old Feb 13, 2007 | 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by BadAzz96Z28
Subject: Bush's Plan in Iraq

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)...

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.


Thats funny Yet so TRUE
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Old Feb 13, 2007 | 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by 00TurboT/A
Thats funny Yet so TRUE
Curious, what's true?
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Old Feb 13, 2007 | 07:04 PM
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Im surprised they havent come and snatched me yet
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Old Feb 13, 2007 | 08:36 PM
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i think i would come out of the trailor park for that one there.
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Originally Posted by ~JOSHUA
Curious, what's true?
Its funny yet its true becuase its the truth. As in what the current statement is implieing above is a joke yet it is true. Maybe you will pick up on it
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