It finally happeded
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From: HOT'LANA, GAWJA
It finally happeded >> A South Georgia farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When
he
>> gets there it's 95° with 90% humidity. But Satan notices he's
kicked back
>> on the brimstone relaxing comfortably. He asks, "Why aren't you
miserable
>> like everyone else here?" The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a
warm
>> spring day in south Georgia. I like it." Angry, Satan turns up the
>> thermos until it's 100° and 95% humidity. Still, the farmer's
happy.
>> "This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all." Furious,
>> Satan turns it up to 105°and 99% humidity. Everyone is even more
>> miserable, except the south Georgia farmer still laying there
resting.
>> "Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels
good.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> The hotter the better." In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat
down
>> to minus 25°F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost
appears,
>> soon followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the
farmer.
>>
>>
>> The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment,
>> suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere, realizes that
Hell
>> has frozen over, and begins to laugh, jump for joy and scream.
>>
>>
>> "Tech beat Georgia! Tech beat Georgia! Tech beat Georgia
he
>> gets there it's 95° with 90% humidity. But Satan notices he's
kicked back
>> on the brimstone relaxing comfortably. He asks, "Why aren't you
miserable
>> like everyone else here?" The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a
warm
>> spring day in south Georgia. I like it." Angry, Satan turns up the
>> thermos until it's 100° and 95% humidity. Still, the farmer's
happy.
>> "This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all." Furious,
>> Satan turns it up to 105°and 99% humidity. Everyone is even more
>> miserable, except the south Georgia farmer still laying there
resting.
>> "Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels
good.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> The hotter the better." In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat
down
>> to minus 25°F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost
appears,
>> soon followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the
farmer.
>>
>>
>> The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment,
>> suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere, realizes that
Hell
>> has frozen over, and begins to laugh, jump for joy and scream.
>>
>>
>> "Tech beat Georgia! Tech beat Georgia! Tech beat Georgia
congratulations.... you posted a generic joke be more creative, old man
http://mysideofthepuddle.blogspot.co...-who-died.html
http://jokage.blogspot.com/2007/05/o...n-in-hell.html
http://mysideofthepuddle.blogspot.co...-who-died.html
http://jokage.blogspot.com/2007/05/o...n-in-hell.html
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From: HOT'LANA, GAWJA
I got ya!!..just threw that little bait out there to see which one of you techster ***** would bite first ... 
... Blow me beoich..it is time to start the sheeeiiit talking about football in the state of Georgia..as usual the Champion of the state is UGA.. But I do have to admit that you techies have a better chance this year because ol Reggie "I cant count to phuchin four" Ball is gone... 
... Blow me beoich..it is time to start the sheeeiiit talking about football in the state of Georgia..as usual the Champion of the state is UGA.. But I do have to admit that you techies have a better chance this year because ol Reggie "I cant count to phuchin four" Ball is gone... hahaha..
I cant ******* WAIT for football to start!!
I am a Student at the University of Georgia, so if any of you come up to athens.. You need to hit me up and we'll drink some beer.....
I cant believe were playing Alabama
this year!!! Oh yeah.......
I cant ******* WAIT for football to start!!
I am a Student at the University of Georgia, so if any of you come up to athens.. You need to hit me up and we'll drink some beer.....
I cant believe were playing Alabama
this year!!! Oh yeah.......
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Originally Posted by HUNTER02SS
Good one. Although i don't get into the football scene much ,but still GO GATOR'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Oh hell, whatever you do, don't say that when you're around Mel- She's die hard FSU.
PS, I gotta get a UGA sticker and slap it on her Jeep.
Originally Posted by 02 WS6 TA
Oh hell, whatever you do, don't say that when you're around Mel- She's die hard FSU.
PS, I gotta get a UGA sticker and slap it on her Jeep.
PS, I gotta get a UGA sticker and slap it on her Jeep.
Originally Posted by 2000TurboVert
hahaha..
I cant ******* WAIT for football to start!!
I am a Student at the University of Georgia, so if any of you come up to athens.. You need to hit me up and we'll drink some beer.....
I cant believe were playing Alabama
this year!!! Oh yeah.......
I cant ******* WAIT for football to start!!
I am a Student at the University of Georgia, so if any of you come up to athens.. You need to hit me up and we'll drink some beer.....
I cant believe were playing Alabama
this year!!! Oh yeah.......
Originally Posted by slt200mph
I got ya!!..just threw that little bait out there to see which one of you techster ***** would bite first ... ... Blow me beoich..it is time to start the sheeeiiit talking about football in the state of Georgia..as usual the Champion of the state is UGA.. But I do have to admit that you techies have a better chance this year because ol Reggie "I cant count to phuchin four" Ball is gone...
... Blow me beoich..it is time to start the sheeeiiit talking about football in the state of Georgia..as usual the Champion of the state is UGA.. But I do have to admit that you techies have a better chance this year because ol Reggie "I cant count to phuchin four" Ball is gone... ( THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN )
Originally Posted by homerunhtr21
THANKS GOD BALL IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was YALLS best player....its gonna be different this year...Tashard Choice Is the man this year watch out for him ...and remember WHEN YOU SAY BUDWEISER, YOUVE SAID IT ALL !!!! GO TECH ( THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN )
( THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN )DUECE DUECE!!!!
Athens--UGA football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Mark Richt immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to players, was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
substance on the practice field. Head coach Mark Richt immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to players, was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
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From: HOT'LANA, GAWJA
Originally Posted by Out1aw
Athens--UGA football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Mark Richt immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to players, was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
substance on the practice field. Head coach Mark Richt immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to players, was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
Obviously you can't remember the ACC Championship game..
..what a phuchin joke that was... neither of those two sorry assed teams could find the goal line..a field goal festival if there ever was one and not many of those either ... if my memory serves you are always one of the techie pie mouths before the season starts and then you disapear once the reality of the season sets in and tech is getting their *** kicked..especially on that TG weekend in November..nothing is gonna change...the DAWGS will own the bugs again as usual... 
Originally Posted by slt200mph
Obviously you can't remember the ACC Championship game.. ..what a phuchin joke that was... neither of those two sorry assed teams could find the goal line..a field goal festival if there ever was one and not many of those either ... if my memory serves you are always one of the techie pie mouths before the season starts and then you disapear once the reality of the season sets in and tech is getting their *** kicked..especially on that TG weekend in November..nothing is gonna change...the DAWGS will own the bugs again as usual...
..what a phuchin joke that was... neither of those two sorry assed teams could find the goal line..a field goal festival if there ever was one and not many of those either ... if my memory serves you are always one of the techie pie mouths before the season starts and then you disapear once the reality of the season sets in and tech is getting their *** kicked..especially on that TG weekend in November..nothing is gonna change...the DAWGS will own the bugs again as usual... its funny... If I remember correctly, Tech scored more points on VT in regular season, than UGA did on New Years Eve