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...the rumor of your untimely demise was highly exaggerated..
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David or Goliath????????
Just thought that I would 
since it is nothing but people phuchin off at work anyway..time for a little levity folks ... 
Talk about a job that suxs.
A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at
midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the
latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is
sent to the base ops and an airman who was off duty is called out to
take care of it.
The young man finally gets to the flight line and makes his way to the
aircraft only to find that the latrine pump truck has been left outdoors
and is frozen solid,so he must find another one in the hangar, which
takes even more time He returns to the aircraft and is less than
enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the
pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk
criticism later.
As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, "Son, your
attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm going
to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but punished."
Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands
up tall and says, "Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm an
Airman in the United States Air Force. I've been in Thule, Greenland,
for 11 months without any leave, and reindeer's asses are beginning to
look pretty good to me. I have one stripe; it's two-thirty in the
morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below zero, and my job here is to
pump **** out of an aircraft. Now, just exactly what form of punishment
did you have in mind?"
You may now return to your regularly scheduled
program AKA this thread.
since it is nothing but people phuchin off at work anyway..time for a little levity folks ... Talk about a job that suxs.
A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at
midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the
latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is
sent to the base ops and an airman who was off duty is called out to
take care of it.
The young man finally gets to the flight line and makes his way to the
aircraft only to find that the latrine pump truck has been left outdoors
and is frozen solid,so he must find another one in the hangar, which
takes even more time He returns to the aircraft and is less than
enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the
pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk
criticism later.
As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, "Son, your
attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm going
to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but punished."
Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands
up tall and says, "Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm an
Airman in the United States Air Force. I've been in Thule, Greenland,
for 11 months without any leave, and reindeer's asses are beginning to
look pretty good to me. I have one stripe; it's two-thirty in the
morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below zero, and my job here is to
pump **** out of an aircraft. Now, just exactly what form of punishment
did you have in mind?"
You may now return to your regularly scheduled
program AKA this thread. I am sure you will have no problem keeping them in business!
Oh, by the way,when you race your future wife's car into the 10's,just make sure you don't break the rear end. We don't want to see or hear you get your azz handed to you by your future wife out in the parking lot!!
Oh, by the way,when you race your future wife's car into the 10's,just make sure you don't break the rear end. We don't want to see or hear you get your azz handed to you by your future wife out in the parking lot!!
Breaking that 10 bolt was not my first mistake.
If I could ever be remembered for something, I'd prefer it not to be associated with my biggest mistake in life- Hell, I'd rather ya'll think I once owned a Ford or something! At least trading a car is easy!
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So really,the Ford guy's are my only concern!!!!
And FYI, My car isn't pissing itself, it's purging the race gas so you might stand a chance with it on 93.
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With all that juice,I just hope your little heads will stay on without pissing all over the place. But hell,when you get lined up next to me,it will **** all over itself anyway!
As far as my truck,I will tow your junk down the track backwards with it,but this a whole other thread!!
As far as my truck,I will tow your junk down the track backwards with it,but this a whole other thread!!
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Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 2,796
Likes: 1
From: Kennesaw, Georgia
