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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 04:27 PM
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Default DAMN IT Vengeance Racing!!!

So.......

hadn't heard from my boy Ron in a few days..... figured I'd give the porky pig lookin' phucker a call and see how the purple bitch is coming along

Well..... low and behold, it turns out...... not only is the car NOT done.....
this Opie Taylor lookin' phucker isn't even at the shop!!!!

Hell..... he's not only not at the shop...... his big goofey *** isn't even in the continphuckinental United States!!!

You know where this phuckker's at???????

Honophuckin'LuLu!!!!!

You hear me!!!!!

That's Honophuckin'Lulu HAWAII!!!! .... on a THURSDAY!!!!!

Evidently...... he and Mike are now high rollin' International SUPERPHUCKIN'STARS!!!!! ...... tuning F-bodies in GotDamn Hawaii!!!!

But...... what about my car in ATLANTA??????????

For the love of God and small animals everywhere........ carry your big goofey phat *** back to GEORGIA!!!!!

and........ PLEASE...... do SOMETHING!!!!!!! Hell...... anyDAMNthing!

*EDIT* Nuthin' but luv phuckstick

Have fun...... don't get too carried away with the natives, and one last thought......

Sure hope the PLANE DON'T CRASH!!!!!!!
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 05:24 PM
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best post ever
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by SLowETz
So.......

hadn't heard from my boy Ron in a few days..... figured I'd give the porky pig lookin' phucker a call and see how the purple bitch is coming along

Well..... low and behold, it turns out...... not only is the car NOT done.....
this Opie Taylor lookin' phucker isn't even at the shop!!!!

Hell..... he's not only not at the shop...... his big goofey *** isn't even in the continphuckinental United States!!!

You know where this phuckker's at???????

Honophuckin'LuLu!!!!!

You hear me!!!!!

That's Honophuckin'Lulu HAWAII!!!! .... on a THURSDAY!!!!!

Evidently...... he and Mike are now high rollin' International SUPERPHUCKIN'STARS!!!!! ...... tuning F-bodies in GotDamn Hawaii!!!!

But...... what about my car in ATLANTA??????????

For the love of God and small animals everywhere........ carry your big goofey phat *** back to GEORGIA!!!!!

and........ PLEASE...... do SOMETHING!!!!!!! Hell...... anyDAMNthing!

*EDIT* Nuthin' but luv phuckstick

Have fun...... don't get too carried away with the natives, and one last thought......

Sure hope the PLANE DON'T CRASH!!!!!!!
idiot i tell you.................... idiot
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 06:28 PM
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Hey Old Greg..... blow me I tell you............... blow me
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 07:48 PM
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Well, the 2 old guy's must be lovers now??LMAO!
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 07:52 PM
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What's the matter Chris?

Feeling left out?

I still love ya like a bald headed step child
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 07:58 PM
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Btw..... what's with you Cobb Co./Kenessaw folks anyway?

Always some kind of homosexual inuendos.

Bad water out that way?

Or not enough willing females?

Remember Chris......

"Tuned by "MASTER ROY"
(You can't buy love, but you sure can rent it)
THE OTHER GREAT ONE!
"

....... your quote..... not mine
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 08:00 PM
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what kind of enuendos do you have. you have a weird *** video in your sig????????
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Yeah, I called the "shop" and the VM says...everyone can eat doo-doo, we're in mudda-phuckin' Hawaii BITCHES!!

Life is good in Cumming, GA.
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 08:05 PM
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Yeah, I called the "shop" and the VM says...everyone can eat doo-doo, we're in mudda-phuckin' Hawaii BITCHES!!

Life is good in Cumming, GA.
Hell Mike, Jimmy here is talking about "Cumming" all the time!
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by SLowETz
What's the matter Chris?

Feeling left out?

I still love ya like a bald headed step child
Wrong Mike! Bald headed is Greg! I have a hair! Don't get us confused!
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 08:10 PM
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Love the sig red
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by HUNTER02SS
Wrong Mike! Bald headed is Greg! I have a hair! Don't get us confused!
Greg ain't bald.

It's called high speed low drag.
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jetlag
best post ever
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Holy **** that was some funny reading right there...
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by SLowETz
Greg ain't bald.

It's called high speed low drag.
chris wouldnt now nothing about high speed low drag. hes to busy hanging his head out screaming it has ran a 9.05. what have you ran??
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 08:30 PM
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Ahhhhh SHiot.

Ya just had to open that can of worms didn't ya red?
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 08:35 PM
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one word---michelob
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 08:38 PM
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and besides that i couldnt resist.
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by HUNTER02SS
Hell Mike, Jimmy here is talking about "Cumming" all the time!
Easy there Rump Ranger...
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