Be careful who drive cop magnets cause the cops are out FULL force on people now cause of gas and others loosing their jobs cause they dont get enough revenue, tickets.. (Bill Heard in Atl/Buford closed all 15 dealerships today!)
I pulled out of the shell by the ghetto and it said they had 93. I went up to the door, didnt go in, then the manager came out and said "No gas!" So i leave and give the Z some gas and spin a little leaving on that slick concrete and he calls the cops on me and 2 stop signs up i get pulled over by 6 local officers. Young black cop comes to my window, i hand him my licence and firearm permit so he knows im packing. He was nice, he just said get out and stand behind the car, i said ok. The same cop says wheres the gun, i said behind the seat. He says what kind is it, i go Kahr p45. Im standing behind the car all calm and this alpha dog skinny as$ d!psh!T 2in pecker M.Fer (5'6" 125lbs) comes up putting his bulletproof vest on and goes "put ur hands on the car, i sigh and go alright.. He says what did you take from the gas station, i said what i didnt even go in? He said did you take beer and candy bars, i go yeh i drive a z06 and steal candy bars for shiggles?? I said man, ive got beer at home. I just got done working out at the Y and i was wearing black nike shorts and a t shirt. He says do you have anything on you, i go what does it look like? He said sit on the curb, i go ok. They do the same to my bro. The skinny white guy is being a dick sayin do you have a permit to cary? I said yes its a firearms licence. Im 21.. Is it your car? I said yeh? He said i saw you sideways leaving, oh ****, i said yeh it slipped on that smooth concrete.. He went i drive my dads vette all the time and it doesnt do that. I said does he have a c5 z06, guy just says its blue and walks off, had no clue what a c5 was! He said what did u steal, again, i said nothing raising my voice. He is agitated, i go search the car ur not gonna find anything! They get done looking and i said search the trunk too switch is on the left by the dimmer. Dur, doesnt work for him i guess it requires schooling to push a button? said use the keychain.. They go through the trunk and find nothing.. my bro starts asking names and badge numbers and then they start being nice cause they have NOTHING! They put my gun in the car and said not to load it till i got home and have a nice night. Is that some **** or what?

 

They are making up for the fact that they got picked on in their youth.

Sounds like Gwinnett county.

 

That was ****** hilarious

 

good read, sorry to her it though.

 

So........"What did you steal from the gas station?"

 

I stole GAS!, hahaha, like they have any 93!!! idiots...

 

I should have said i have a king size zero bar in my pants if u wanna get it?

 

That would have been funny! The cop would have either laughed or been extremely upset.

 

He was a dick he would cuffed me!

 

You nailed that right on the head. The only Gwinnett county cops who've ever given me problems are the ones who got their asses kicked or picked on all the time in high school. I went to school with half the Gwinnett county police force.

 

lol why carry an unloaded gun? Might as well carry a rock to bash someone with

 

Who said it was unloaded? It was loaded and when they took it they unloaded all the rounds??? Turns out my moms friends with the lead detective and they are probly going to be punished for it. I went up there to look and see if i had left any marks and there was a set going right but not left, the way i went. So apparently he saw me steal candy bars, beer, and peel out but he missed the WHOLE perspective that i never entered the store??? If they are punished i will demand they pull up the video on the security cameras to show his superior how much of a failure mr. pipsqueek was! On a plus side our lead detective HATES with a passion crooked cops, unlike other countys. Them accusing me of stealing cause i leave the gas station fast thinking i stole things makes as much since as me accusing the store owner is a terrorist. Now how do they get away with accusing me of something and i would be in SO much trouble for falsely accusing them of terrorism??? Even so.. Candy bars? they probly could have bought 50 with all the gas they used in their 6 cruisers pulling me over!!!

 

Damn...Sounds like my cousin Vinny

 

No man you said "They put my gun in the car and said not to load it till i got home and have a nice night." Not saying you were carrying an unloaded weapon just wondering why they wanted you to carry it unloaded.

 

What the f' is wrong with you man?

I most certainly spend $4.50 a gallon to drive my Vette to gas stations to steal $1 candy bars. It's what that car was made for!

 

The only reason I mod my car is so I can steal them candy bars 'n' beer and get out in a jiffy.

 

I might go up there and get me a candy bar and beer today? Ive already told the police and i think they told them i didnt take anything. I think every cop that pulled me over felt like a D.A. when they didnt find anything, kinda had a look like they put their foot in their mouth. They didnt even unload the other clip in the car? I could have just popped that one in and started spraying??? This is what our tax dollars pay them to do? Harass people with nice cars and let hookers and drug dealers do as they please? Come on...

 

^ That was me, my bros screen name was logged on.