Not IMPREZD
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Not IMPREZD In the explorer (camaro front end is being painted) coming out of my 12:00 class on the way to work.
See an Impreza with the license plate "IMPREZU".
So I race. A big, fat, V8 AWD explorer vs. this riced out car.
We pull on to the highway, and I hear his engine buzzing, so I hit it, at least expecting a laugh. But at 70 mph, I'm pulling on him pretty bad. Like 2+ car lengths bad. Then the great ford designed POS goes into overdrive. At WOT. Genius. So I scramble for the O/D off button and at 110 he's so far behind I tap the brakes and laugh hysterically.
This race was horribly slow and terribly anti-climatic. It must have taken 30 seconds to get to 90 mph.
But it was good fun, and the rice got wtfpwnd pretty bad.
See an Impreza with the license plate "IMPREZU".
So I race. A big, fat, V8 AWD explorer vs. this riced out car.
We pull on to the highway, and I hear his engine buzzing, so I hit it, at least expecting a laugh. But at 70 mph, I'm pulling on him pretty bad. Like 2+ car lengths bad. Then the great ford designed POS goes into overdrive. At WOT. Genius. So I scramble for the O/D off button and at 110 he's so far behind I tap the brakes and laugh hysterically.
This race was horribly slow and terribly anti-climatic. It must have taken 30 seconds to get to 90 mph.
But it was good fun, and the rice got wtfpwnd pretty bad.
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Originally Posted by z98
This race was horribly slow and terribly anti-climatic. It must have taken 30 seconds to get to 90 mph.
WTF? You got to 110? My damn '00 Sierra would hit the gov at 95!!!Good kill.
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It was an old impreza with rice lights and window tinting and a removed front grill.
I thought maybe he had a huge intercooler under there that needed a whole lotta air or something.
A custom plate like that and typical rice mods, but it wasn't fast. Go figure.
I thought maybe he had a huge intercooler under there that needed a whole lotta air or something.
A custom plate like that and typical rice mods, but it wasn't fast. Go figure.
Our tahoe only goes like 95. 
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