Kills
once i was out on hwy 100 cruising and my car is just a 97 camaro at the time with nothing more then a cai built tranny with 2500 stall, TB bypass and descreened maf and this 5.0 i wanna say 1990 pulls up next to me with a big fat guy in it and a big cigar in his lip acting all cocky and the thing was turboed big time i had my windows up and the radio on and i could still hear the damn thing just whinning away. so i wasn't sure about racing him but i said wtf and ddropped the car into 2nd then he took off then i go and some how i take all the way and beat him by 1 1/2 car lengths and he pulled behind me and pulled away haha
i got tons of these stories lol......my car looks pretty stock and its loud......everybody tries to race me.....usually doesn't work out well for them lol
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Kid had been driving like a dick whenever he got near me to get my attention, so I knew he was gonna go at the first light we caught.
Let off at the beginning of 3rd and was many many car lengths ahead of him. At the next light he asked if it was a V8 and I told him it was a V6, and judging by the look on his face I honestly think he believed me.
Of course even if I was in a 5spd 3.8L Firebird I probably still would have beat him by a little bit. The SE-R's are effing slow, I think its just a 170ish hp, torqueless, fwd, 4-cylinder sled.
Also, on one of the local thoroughfares this kid lines up next to me in an early 2000's mustang gt. Light goes green. Got him by like 3 car lengths. The best part was when we got to the next light, it was his mom in the passengers seat and she was yelling to me and my buddy how he just got his drivers permit. LMFAO!
Later at the drags they had an AHRA Super Stock meet. This was back when Super Stock was Pro Stock. The bubble was 11.88 and two 427 Ford Thunderbolts were tied for 16th place. Yes, exact same ET. So they were going to run them off to see who was in. My 67 was in C Stock, ran to tech and got in Super Stock. Ran 11.84 and bumped them both. As luck would have it I ended up getting second place. From 16th
Al
The race before that was awhile ago against a c5 Z06 that atleast had exhaust, sounded like headers and an x-pipe too. It was early in the morning and he was egging me on, so I just throw it in 4th around 70 and take off. I let off at 120 with him visible in my rear view so I'm guessing i had 2-3 cars on him.
On a Saturday night I was cruising towards down town Tampa on Kennedy Blvd, which is the University of Tampa area (rich kid central). Im in the left lane doing the speed limit when a 08-09 Acura TSX pulls right out of a side street and nearly clips my passenger fender. I'm sure there was nothing done to this car besides the drop kit, exhaust and black rims. I swerve to miss this idiot and take a look to see the driver. What I saw was an a 18-20 year old kid. He was equipped with huge sun glasses (at night), spiked blonde hair
, and a bright orange polo with the collar popped
. His blonde diva was sitting next to him in the passenger seat, with another near identical couple in the back. What topped this off was that these suburban bred college kids were blaring some super srewed and chopped rap music.As if his pocket full of pills wasn't going to get him layed, he decides to show off and smoke an old camaro with his lightning fast TSX lol. He guns it and has a half a fender on me by the time I realize what hes doing. Needless to say, I stomped a hole in my floor board, hooked like a dream (for once), and never gave that kid a chance..lol. At the next light his windows were rolled up and he quickly bailed with a right hand turn before the light turned green

Daily driven 1997 SS = $3450. Used TSP Catback = $120. Shocks, Springs, and Nittos = $975. Total investment = $4545.
Putting a rich college tool bag to shame in his $25k + car in front of his girl?
An absolute and priceless f*****g pleasure


