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Old Oct 13, 2011 | 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by regal3.4
I will beat every single one of you up in this thread, I'm not playin. I have deep training in the TAEKWONDO.
Fixed it for you... since your sooo deeply trained in learning how to kick something, figured you could spell it right. I like muay thai,Jiu-Jitsu and mix it with some boxing. Makes you a more rounded fighter.
Old Oct 13, 2011 | 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by 03turbomach1
Fixed it for you... since your sooo deeply trained in learning how to kick something, figured you could spell it right. I like muay thai,Jiu-Jitsu and mix it with some boxing. Makes you a more rounded fighter.
Lol, you'd think that if he actually did it he would be able to spell it correctly. Just another feather in the cap of our resident ls1tech e-thug. I could be wrong and it actually exists as a variant to Rexkwondo. If so I'd slightly scared, but more humored than anything

Old Oct 13, 2011 | 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by willizm
Lol, you'd think that if he actually did it he would be able to spell it correctly. Just another feather in the cap of our resident ls1tech e-thug. I could be wrong and it actually exists as a variant to Rexkwondo. If so I'd slightly scared, but more humored than anything

Old Oct 13, 2011 | 01:37 PM
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scares me! i think he started deep throating as a fetus. hard to tell what kind of bj he gives now with all experience since
Old Oct 13, 2011 | 01:39 PM
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Why do these sort to threads resort to man rape?

Didnt you know, thats the toughest thing you can do... **** an unwilling man in the ***... geesh, didn you know. I know there are a million other things I would rather have happen to me than that...
Old Oct 13, 2011 | 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by ANTICOP RAM AIR
Didnt you know, thats the toughest thing you can do... **** an unwilling man in the ***... geesh, didn you know. I know there are a million other things I would rather have happen to me than that...
How can a man call someone a fa**** while also wanting to rape them. You do one or the other, not both and definitely not at the same time.
Old Oct 13, 2011 | 03:17 PM
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All the threats here, bring a joyful tear to my eye. What was the gayest thread ever on the SR&K section,..turned into the most amusing.

I love it. Thank you for the laughs.

(30 yr old white male)(no homo-just in case someone tries some trickery)
Old Oct 13, 2011 | 04:11 PM
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Damn. Actually read this ****. I have deep training in tkd as well and still get my *** whooped cause tkd sucks unless your fighting someone else useing tkd. A boxers punch will win everytime.

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Old Oct 13, 2011 | 04:15 PM
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I can hardly read this ****. You people all wanting to fight over the internet are really joking right? If this **** is serious than you guys need help. I have never seen such internet badasses in my life
Old Oct 13, 2011 | 04:37 PM
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Unless you knock someone out on the first couple of punches(a good wrestler always wins).

True story.
Old Oct 13, 2011 | 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by z99ls1
I can hardly read this ****. You people all wanting to fight over the internet are really joking right? If this **** is serious than you guys need help. I have never seen such internet badasses in my life
Better watch your mouth before regal and his homos,i mean hommies **** you up..he knows TEAKWONDO and sucked his own twin bothers dick... he said soo....

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Old Oct 13, 2011 | 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by regal3.4
I will beat every single one of you up in this thread, I'm not playin. I have deep training in the teakwondo, and when my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No... I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
Found a pic of this guy during his traning session w/ cocksocka.
Old Oct 13, 2011 | 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by V-seriesTech
All the threats here, bring a joyful tear to my eye. What was the gayest thread ever on the SR&K section,..turned into the most amusing.

I love it. Thank you for the laughs.

(30 yr old white male)(no homo-just in case someone tries some trickery)
Trickery? Kinda like when I told my wife, "No honey, It doesnt hurt if you go slow...." ... Then I, her in the till she ......I and she over the head, now I, all the time. It could have been worse, she could have my off .....
Old Oct 13, 2011 | 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ANTICOP RAM AIR
Trickery? Kinda like when I told my wife, "No honey, It doesnt hurt if you go slow...." ... Then I, her in the till she ......I and she over the head, now I, all the time. It could have been worse, she could have my off .....
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Old Oct 13, 2011 | 05:26 PM
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Smiley paragraph rocks! Lmao but your sleepin outside if she reads it
Old Oct 13, 2011 | 05:28 PM
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^^ thats great.
Old Oct 13, 2011 | 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Killemall
**** you! And it is a Z06 corvette *******. Whats your address? Ima gonna beat you up fool! I be crazy
Old Oct 13, 2011 | 07:44 PM
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These aren't the kind of people that we want here. Go somewhere else guys.

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Old Oct 13, 2011 | 07:50 PM
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anticop-ramair....lol.

That should be a childrens book. Pop-up style so I can read it.
Old Oct 13, 2011 | 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ANTICOP RAM AIR
Skeeters got some nuts.... I know if he stole parts from me and I knew his address...i would,

Put on my , to his house the out of him with a then his girlfriend in the till she then wave and do a In his front yard....
This one was a hit too...



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