I was finishing up a few things to get my car ready for a retune tomorrow when about 8 or so kids on bicycles line up at the end of my driveway to "drag race." They were talking trash to one another and then one of them noticed my mini sportbike in my driveway. They asked me to race but I just laughed, I'm 26 and too old for this crap, lol. However my ego took over and I started it up. They're instincts were similar to those inherited by a ricer. Immediately after starting one hollared go and they booked their asses down my street? I instantaneously took off making up lost ground. Evolution tooks its toll as the weak were sucked up in a minimal distance. I passed each punk with more aggression pushing my little toy to its limits. I was finally able to catch the final two contestants, the leaders of the pack..... It was about 100 yds or so but I had taken the soul out of the pack as they watched their most dominant racers get drug. I have placed myself atop the food chain in my neighborhood. I am expecting as school starts for kids to knock at my door and ask for money races, lol. Now its time for mods.........



At around 175lbs I am able to get it to 33mph!

 

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Honestly, I was hoping someone was going to run into a tree.

well told story tho.

 

might not be a busa but i bet an ls1 could take it from a highway roll.

 

Yeah ... I think 0-33 u could take me .... but then id go flying by like u were standin still .... BITTTTTCHHHHH.

 

lol, funny story. You gonna take their lunch money next?

 

Hey wanna race....

There is no way that thing does 33 mph, unless you have a bunch of mods to it. I heard those bigger ones top out at around 20-25 mph.

Brandon

 

Nice Kill I think?

I have seen those bikes advertised for 40 mph.