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Old Aug 26, 2005 | 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by GuitsBoy
SO is it standard practice to quote your trap times by reading it right off the speedometer?
I guess in this particular case it is. I suppose that in addition to the damp track the timing lights were off too, so why not read the speedo? I would imagine that on a track that wet that spraying enough to get your speedo up to 134 at the big end would more than likely put his *** into the wall too, but whatever.
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Old Aug 26, 2005 | 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SireZeferint
the reason for 130 was because the conditions on the track werent exactly standard, the roads were still damp. I used nitrous at mid 3rd gear when i was about 1/8th of the way there my tires were STILL spininng in fact... when i launched speedometer said 80mph! I was up against an evo8 at the time and he was havent as much trouble as me because of AWD but he was still strugglin, he said 1/8th he was 110 mph... probably in reality 130 was probably 100-110 it was up there last night and best run was 12.3@110 and that made a little more sense, gonna update it now
Wait the evo was at 110mph @ 1/8th? Thats a whole lot of wheel spin for an AWD car or he is seriously modded...and what was your 60ft time on that 12.3 @ 110 MPH run? Are you on drag radials? To cut a 12.3 @ 110 mph you must have hooked like crazy, which you said you were spinning all the way to the 1/8th the other night while spraying???????????????? This is my vote for the worst made up story ever. If you made typos or didnt include some info then maybe the story could be believable but as it stands nothing in the entire post adds up IMO.
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Old Aug 26, 2005 | 12:37 PM
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Ok from the minute i read the part where the guy in the civic supposedly took of his shirt and put a big chain on I said to myself this is a made up BS story. Everything this guy writes...even the way his sig is written seems like BS. I honestly don't even think he has a TA.
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Old Aug 26, 2005 | 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by SireZeferint
...when i launched speedometer said 80mph!
yeah...I launch in 3rd gear too.

The amount of holes in this story are limitless.

We're just busting your nuts bro...don't take it personally. Gotta have your **** straight 'round these parts or the boys will be all over you.
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Old Aug 26, 2005 | 06:26 PM
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Yea I smell . Your story has a lot of holes in it but..... I do believe your sig cause just last week I spun all the way down the track too but I only managed to pull a 12.7 @ 141 and my car is almost stock with a lid and pro 5.0. You sound like your 16. I mean "The Most Funniest Kill," have you heard of proper English?? I usually don't rip on people for small grammatical errors because everyone makes them. But it didn't stop there, "weilds"??? "Neighbors called the cops on me 5 times for noise, they didn’t do ****." Wow you should be proud. Please leave this site alone, it’s a good site and I don't want people like you screwing it up. Give your stories to the SRTforums or v-tech forums and leave ls1tech out.
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Old Aug 26, 2005 | 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by firecrotch59
Yea I smell . Your story has a lot of holes in it but..... I do believe your sig cause just last week I spun all the way down the track too but I only managed to pull a 12.7 @ 141 and my car is almost stock with a lid and pro 5.0. You sound like your 16. I mean "The Most Funniest Kill," have you heard of proper English?? I usually don't rip on people for small grammatical errors because everyone makes them. But it didn't stop there, "weilds"??? "Neighbors called the cops on me 5 times for noise, they didn’t do ****." Wow you should be proud. Please leave this site alone, it’s a good site and I don't want people like you screwing it up. Give your stories to the SRTforums or v-tech forums and leave ls1tech out.
Easy guys...cut him some slack. Not everyone is as in to modding cars as we are.
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Old Aug 26, 2005 | 09:20 PM
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Haha true...even though his story has more holes in it than ricers have stickers on their cars I have to admit it was funny to read.
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Old Aug 26, 2005 | 11:40 PM
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funny *** thread

1st page dedicated to his oops on the sig.



*hahaha good story though hahahaha
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Old Aug 26, 2005 | 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by SireZeferint
the reason for 130 was because the conditions on the track werent exactly standard, the roads were still damp. I used nitrous at mid 3rd gear when i was about 1/8th of the way there my tires were STILL spininng in fact... when i launched speedometer said 80mph! I was up against an evo8 at the time and he was havent as much trouble as me because of AWD but he was still strugglin, he said 1/8th he was 110 mph... probably in reality 130 was probably 100-110 it was up there last night and best run was 12.3@110 and that made a little more sense, gonna update it now

If u have a 12 second car, I bet u have a digi cam or scanner.
How bout a pic of said slip?
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Old Aug 26, 2005 | 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by GuitsBoy
SO is it standard practice to quote your trap times by reading it right off the speedometer?
hahaha
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Old Aug 27, 2005 | 04:27 AM
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Lol if the speedo said 80 when you launched you prolyl trapped at 300. Did the slap teh cuffs on ya when ya got back to the pits for not having a cage in that top fuel dragster? LOL. Its cool man. Everyone makes mistakes.


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Old Aug 27, 2005 | 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by 2000WS6TA
thats a pretty funny story. it reminde me when i was behind a civic and a an integra on the highway. they went to race and the integra floored it and went ahead of the civic. then the civic hit it and his muffler fell off. it was the funniest thing ive ever seen.
[larry the cable guy] I don't who ya are, that's funny right 'dere. [/cable guy]
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Old Aug 27, 2005 | 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by unit213
Easy guys...cut him some slack. Not everyone is as in to modding cars as we are.
holy **** did he really just say that? Unit is telling us to lighten up?
But... But...

*edit* I just read Unit's title Pot Stirring Director the world is comming to an end!

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Old Aug 27, 2005 | 12:46 PM
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You guys are ripping him a new one!
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Old Aug 27, 2005 | 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by SireZeferint
the reason for 130 was because the conditions on the track werent exactly standard, the roads were still damp. I used nitrous at mid 3rd gear when i was about 1/8th of the way there my tires were STILL spininng in fact... when i launched speedometer said 80mph! I was up against an evo8 at the time and he was havent as much trouble as me because of AWD but he was still strugglin, he said 1/8th he was 110 mph... probably in reality 130 was probably 100-110 it was up there last night and best run was 12.3@110 and that made a little more sense, gonna update it now


110 through the 1/8? then ran a 12.4 WTF???? I pull 102 through the 1/8 and finish off with a 10.77 in the 1/4. Did your car get dropped out of a airplane at the 1/8??

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Old Aug 28, 2005 | 12:36 PM
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werd hommie dont liszen to da hatas i trapped 132 also, i spray me naws in 3rd. yo back off da home boy his car go whooooooooowhooooooooo.. fuuck da police
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Old Aug 28, 2005 | 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by AnthonyConstant
werd hommie dont liszen to da hatas i trapped 132 also, i spray me naws in 3rd. yo back off da home boy his car go whooooooooowhooooooooo.. fuuck da police
Thanks for your insightful post.
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Old Aug 28, 2005 | 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by AnthonyConstant
werd hommie dont liszen to da hatas i trapped 132 also, i spray me naws in 3rd. yo back off da home boy his car go whooooooooowhooooooooo.. fuuck da police


Thanks, we are all now dumber for having read that!
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Old Aug 28, 2005 | 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by AnthonyConstant
werd hommie dont liszen to da hatas i trapped 132 also, i spray me naws in 3rd. yo back off da home boy his car go whooooooooowhooooooooo.. fuuck da police
Don't worry, I thought it was funny.
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Old Aug 28, 2005 | 04:13 PM
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lol this thread rules. I thought something sounded fishy when I read "big chain" and "taking shirt off." Also sounded kind of gay
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