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Old May 18, 2006 | 12:37 PM
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Take the time to read this guys. it pays off. i dont remember where i found this, but i laughed for like 10 min straight.

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/273500/13
Old May 18, 2006 | 12:53 PM
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That is too damn funny. I love it.
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That was funny as hell!! Hondtard..... i know a few guys like that there ****** idiots and i have gladly dusted there *** a time or two!
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thought somebody might find humor in that, haha.
Old May 18, 2006 | 01:10 PM
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He should've tried to get pictures of it or something . Good read by the way.
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That's choice! "Still in the early clown car stages of molestation" - I love it.

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great story, those cars are so abundant in the houston area it is disgusting
Old May 18, 2006 | 03:02 PM
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oh i know, i was down in Houston a few weeks ago and all I saw was ricers out the ***! One tried to race me and i forgot i left the ASR on and he was stayin right with me lol. So at the next light i clicked it off and i was gone! There are alot of bad *** cars in Houston also.
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Old May 19, 2006 | 12:35 PM
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"But this thing looks like it was dropped off at the special education shop class and built by retards"
Old May 19, 2006 | 12:50 PM
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WOW! haha
Old May 19, 2006 | 02:23 PM
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Very entertaining indeed, almost priceless..altho the mere fact I don't doubt it's truth at all scares me somewhat. ( looks at the *hondatards* in traffic at my shop) Thanks alot for posting that link, freakin made my day.
Old May 19, 2006 | 03:40 PM
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Man I freakin love it! I about pissed my pants reading that ****....so very true though all those idiots out there or aka the "hondatards" lol
Old May 19, 2006 | 05:33 PM
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That was hilarious. I just like how he only refers to them as hondtard and acuratard.
Old May 19, 2006 | 05:35 PM
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I'm going to pass that link along to all my friends!!!
Old May 19, 2006 | 06:48 PM
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That pretty much sums up all my friends from high school in Cali. One has a Integra with a B16 something and he swears he'll beat me cause he got drag radials. LOL
Old May 20, 2006 | 11:37 AM
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LOL.... I used to live in that neck of the woods. All you have to do is drive over the hill to the East Bay and you'll see more (place the first half of any import name here)'tards than you can ever imagine.
Old May 20, 2006 | 12:05 PM
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LOL Hondtard and Acutard..
Good find made my day alot brighter..
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funny **** right there
Old May 20, 2006 | 12:20 PM
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Im glad i don't live there... its big trucks and "OOD SKOO" cars here but everyone gets together and goes down to mess with the tards sometimes i think ill go next time
Old May 22, 2006 | 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by TX99LS1
oh i know, i was down in Houston a few weeks ago and all I saw was ricers out the ***! One tried to race me and i forgot i left the ASR on and he was stayin right with me lol. So at the next light i clicked it off and i was gone! There are alot of bad *** cars in Houston also.
all those ****** ricers are from the woodlands, me and my buddies are the only guys who like domestics, they will bust a fly by and we have to put them in there place



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