Wifes First Kill
Wifes First Kill My wife is sooo funny. Everytime she nails the throttle, its like Im tickling her. Just giggling her *** off. Her first kill was a Red 99 GT.
We were sitting at the light and she says, hey look beside us. Can I take him. I was like HELL YEAH. If hes not crazy modded. So she revs at him. This kid rolls downhis windowand is like....Are you serious. A girl. Shes like, Im sitting here in an 01 SS reving at you, are you stupid, yeah A GIRL. He does that cocky blow it off laugh says ok if you really wanna lose that bad, ok and rolls up his window. Light turns green, all I remember was trying to turn my head around to see where he went. I was so proud. We saw him like 2 weeks later and he did the whole, I dont see you cause I am staring so hard at the stop light look. HAHAHA. Anyway, she launched hard as hell. Later shes like, can we go do that again??
We were sitting at the light and she says, hey look beside us. Can I take him. I was like HELL YEAH. If hes not crazy modded. So she revs at him. This kid rolls downhis windowand is like....Are you serious. A girl. Shes like, Im sitting here in an 01 SS reving at you, are you stupid, yeah A GIRL. He does that cocky blow it off laugh says ok if you really wanna lose that bad, ok and rolls up his window. Light turns green, all I remember was trying to turn my head around to see where he went. I was so proud. We saw him like 2 weeks later and he did the whole, I dont see you cause I am staring so hard at the stop light look. HAHAHA. Anyway, she launched hard as hell. Later shes like, can we go do that again??
Good ****!!! Those are the best one's. the topper is that they probably think the car will be slow just because a girl is driving. 
My chick is always begging me to let her drive my car. She killed a silver 00-02 GT on the freeway. HAHA, he thought she was alone in the car (i was tired and laying back), Stang w/ a passenger kept pulling the pass and slow to show interest, so i tell her to go for it. She jumps on it and lets off to show him she was game then, it being her first ever race, lets him get the jump, then proceeds to pull by his ***
and wave w/ a bigass grin. 
She lets off and they pull up to get her attention and i pop out laughing at them, they slowed and i never really seen them again. HAHAHAHAHA.
My chick is always begging me to let her drive my car. She killed a silver 00-02 GT on the freeway. HAHA, he thought she was alone in the car (i was tired and laying back), Stang w/ a passenger kept pulling the pass and slow to show interest, so i tell her to go for it. She jumps on it and lets off to show him she was game then, it being her first ever race, lets him get the jump, then proceeds to pull by his ***
and wave w/ a bigass grin. She lets off and they pull up to get her attention and i pop out laughing at them, they slowed and i never really seen them again. HAHAHAHAHA.
Originally Posted by Beasst8
My wife is sooo funny. Everytime she nails the throttle, its like Im tickling her. Just giggling her *** off. Her first kill was a Red 99 GT.
We were sitting at the light and she says, hey look beside us. Can I take him. I was like HELL YEAH. If hes not crazy modded. So she revs at him. This kid rolls downhis windowand is like....Are you serious. A girl. Shes like, Im sitting here in an 01 SS reving at you, are you stupid, yeah A GIRL. He does that cocky blow it off laugh says ok if you really wanna lose that bad, ok and rolls up his window. Light turns green, all I remember was trying to turn my head around to see where he went. I was so proud. We saw him like 2 weeks later and he did the whole, I dont see you cause I am staring so hard at the stop light look. HAHAHA. Anyway, she launched hard as hell. Later shes like, can we go do that again??
We were sitting at the light and she says, hey look beside us. Can I take him. I was like HELL YEAH. If hes not crazy modded. So she revs at him. This kid rolls downhis windowand is like....Are you serious. A girl. Shes like, Im sitting here in an 01 SS reving at you, are you stupid, yeah A GIRL. He does that cocky blow it off laugh says ok if you really wanna lose that bad, ok and rolls up his window. Light turns green, all I remember was trying to turn my head around to see where he went. I was so proud. We saw him like 2 weeks later and he did the whole, I dont see you cause I am staring so hard at the stop light look. HAHAHA. Anyway, she launched hard as hell. Later shes like, can we go do that again??
awesome... the only problem is that my wife drives a neon sxt and cant drive stick sober, so I cant ever let her drive the vette... She is due for a new car now though (neon is falling apart with 60k) so I may be able to coax her into an f bod
Originally Posted by jbusmc1986
awesome... the only problem is that my wife drives a neon sxt and cant drive stick sober, so I cant ever let her drive the vette... She is due for a new car now though (neon is falling apart with 60k) so I may be able to coax her into an f bod
