Good for a laugh...
do you ever wonder why they call it the "redline?" its because that is where your car starts making power. im am so sorry that you bought a slow car. maybe someday you can own a V8.
Nothing against 'em. Just thought this was funny, along with the "was it parked" line.
And here's a gem from the 2nd thread:
I guess V8s are either stock or fully built for drag. Nevermind going FI - that's for I4s and V6s only. And yeah, slower cars tend to turn better. 
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and I've owned a boosted 4 cylinder that'd make your V8 cry hard unless it was a fully built drag only car..yet it'd still turn.

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Originally Posted by BananaHead
The second thread I posted is where the real funny stuff happens. It's super long, though, but someone just pretty much rips on the whole forum for their ridiculous kill stories. There's plenty of LS1 bashing too! 

Originally Posted by Rons 5.3
Reading the crap over there at the saturn forum made me feel like I accidentally walked in on two retards *******.......it was creepy, but I felt sorry for them.....

I think that post is hilarious!!!! Before I got the MACH, I had a 2001 Z28 with the LS1. I know what that car is capable of....and no Saturn is going to come close to an LT1 let alone an LS1. About 3 months ago, I raced a redline..... let's put it this way...I stopped at the top of second! Ususally LS1s are really the only N/A car that give me the most competition and run with me (Boosted V8 cars are in a class by themselves though). However, I know that Saturn was no where near me. In my opinion, he is a big BS'er.
Originally Posted by ls1wannabe
making up for something with your big v8
Originally Posted by Vicious.
Isn't that part of the process of buying a car? I mean, the ONLY people that buy V8 cars are guys with tiny dicks, right, for compensation? I thought dealers were supposed to get your measurement before they could sell you a car with anything bigger than an I4. Federal law or something.



