A Kill of a Different Kind.
A Kill of a Different Kind. Let me first say this isnt a racing kill, but a kill story none the less.
At a buddies reception/funeral last night, drinking, having a good ole time. When the old conversation of politics and the military come up. Me being a former Sailor, I shared my 2 cents. Well, there was a Former Marine there as well. He was 3 sheets to the wind to my 2, and we start razzing eachother as only brothers in uniform can. As we start going on, people start to gather. With me it was all in good fun, and everyone knew that. To make a long story short, he did the one thing you DONT do, which is to call a sailor out on a drinking contest. The crowd goes silent, as my friends are trying to talk him out of it. I was like AWWW ****, its on. I turned the keys over to the wife.
Now, he is talking MAD ****, and I was just like Belly up son, lemme show you a thing or two. Out come the bottles and two cups are laid out. I reach for bacardi to kick things off, and another guy volenteered as bartender to keep things fair. He fills two of those keg cup up about halfway, and slides them to us. I toast to our service, and down the hatch they went. I shook it off, while he started to to get that far away look to him. the color in his face drained, and then it happened.... B line to the nearest bush. Quickest TKO I have ever done. Needless to say, for the rest of the night his ego was shot... Everybody was ROLLING. Sailors 1, Devilpups 0
I was dissapointed that it didnt get into further rounds, but funny none the less.
At a buddies reception/funeral last night, drinking, having a good ole time. When the old conversation of politics and the military come up. Me being a former Sailor, I shared my 2 cents. Well, there was a Former Marine there as well. He was 3 sheets to the wind to my 2, and we start razzing eachother as only brothers in uniform can. As we start going on, people start to gather. With me it was all in good fun, and everyone knew that. To make a long story short, he did the one thing you DONT do, which is to call a sailor out on a drinking contest. The crowd goes silent, as my friends are trying to talk him out of it. I was like AWWW ****, its on. I turned the keys over to the wife.
Now, he is talking MAD ****, and I was just like Belly up son, lemme show you a thing or two. Out come the bottles and two cups are laid out. I reach for bacardi to kick things off, and another guy volenteered as bartender to keep things fair. He fills two of those keg cup up about halfway, and slides them to us. I toast to our service, and down the hatch they went. I shook it off, while he started to to get that far away look to him. the color in his face drained, and then it happened.... B line to the nearest bush. Quickest TKO I have ever done. Needless to say, for the rest of the night his ego was shot... Everybody was ROLLING. Sailors 1, Devilpups 0
I was dissapointed that it didnt get into further rounds, but funny none the less.
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Sadly but true, the old reputation of drunken sailors still stands to this day, even though the Navy is trying to get away from it.
I was stationed on the USS Iwo-Jima out of Norfolk, VA from 2002 to 2006. The Iwo Jima is an amphibious assault ship so we always get 2000+ Marines every time we go on deployment.
On both deployments I was on, more Marines got into trouble for doing dumb **** while drunk than Sailors did. It was like these guys never drank before coming on deployment or something... Rookies...
I was stationed on the USS Iwo-Jima out of Norfolk, VA from 2002 to 2006. The Iwo Jima is an amphibious assault ship so we always get 2000+ Marines every time we go on deployment.
On both deployments I was on, more Marines got into trouble for doing dumb **** while drunk than Sailors did. It was like these guys never drank before coming on deployment or something... Rookies...
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