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Old Aug 15, 2007 | 02:30 PM
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The thread is obviously a joke,what's even funnier is the people that thought he was serious
Old Aug 15, 2007 | 02:37 PM
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Every village has an idiot, if we got rid of ours, we would be some kind of township or something and that would involve paperwork and legal responsibilities I don't think we are prepared to deal with. Not to mention self funding traffic control and street signs.

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Old Aug 15, 2007 | 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by plainred02Z
yo they call my boy speedraca round hur cuz we be takin dumps on haters BALT SS FO LIFE NUGGA!

oh and yo my nine two civic hatch with H22 and 34lbs of boost could take a FATTTTT **** on any car here.


EDIT: If you see a BALT SUPA SPORT with this mean *** gangsta drivin, know your gona be raped by 600whp. This be my boy.
Someone please find this guy and buy him a map. Here is the part I am interested in. I think he thinks his Skivic with the H-22 and 34# of boost is quick. Jump on this, ok! If your Skivic doesn't have C-19 heads and you haven't beat EVERYONE at Honda Si you're nothing

drive, drag, tow, cart, carry, push, your car to Ohio. Out here we don't worry about what COULD have happened when it comes to racing. Kid I am 61 years old. During my lifetime I've been involved with lots of things. I can remember beating your dad's *** and screwing your mother before you were born. I am not impressed......................... or scared.

An old man and his dogs!

p.s you can clean up my dogs **** anytime you like. sounds like you're obsessed with it. "shitting on peoples cars"
Old Aug 15, 2007 | 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Jakes Dad
Someone please find this guy and buy him a map. Here is the part I am interested in. I think he thinks his Skivic with the H-22 and 34# of boost is quick. Jump on this, ok! If your Skivic doesn't have C-19 heads and you haven't beat EVERYONE at Honda Si you're nothing

drive, drag, tow, cart, carry, push, your car to Ohio. Out here we don't worry about what COULD have happened when it comes to racing. Kid I am 61 years old. During my lifetime I've been involved with lots of things. I can remember beating your dad's *** and screwing your mother before you were born. I am not impressed......................... or scared.

An old man and his dogs!

p.s you can clean up my dogs **** anytime you like. sounds like you're obsessed with it. "shitting on peoples cars"
You guys have to admit, it was only a matter of time...
Old Aug 15, 2007 | 03:18 PM
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I want my time back for reading this thread. Not even semi-amusing. IBFT
Old Aug 15, 2007 | 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by LightItUpGoat
You guys have to admit, it was only a matter of time...
The word "beastiality" comes to mind...
Old Aug 15, 2007 | 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by 04Terminator
The word "beastiality" comes to mind...
Hahaha!

Well, lock please?
Old Aug 15, 2007 | 03:56 PM
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.....I can't think of anything in response to this.
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Old Aug 15, 2007 | 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by plainred02Z
yo I was up in my boys balt SS when we seen this SRT10 rollin deep. We shot some revs and then lined up. My boy raced the viper from 20-30mph and was up by a car. The viper then turned down a side street in shame. My boys mods are a GM STAGE 1337 Kit and a 3inch custom exhaust. Hes got like 600whp. Was an intense race and thought I should share.

PLEASE write next time . Not write like you talk
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Old Aug 15, 2007 | 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by onyx_rock
Do you wear your hat sideways?

I on that
Old Aug 15, 2007 | 05:31 PM
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somebody take a dump on his face and in his mouth.
Old Aug 15, 2007 | 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Jakes Dad
Someone please find this guy and buy him a map. Here is the part I am interested in. I think he thinks his Skivic with the H-22 and 34# of boost is quick. Jump on this, ok! If your Skivic doesn't have C-19 heads and you haven't beat EVERYONE at Honda Si you're nothing

drive, drag, tow, cart, carry, push, your car to Ohio. Out here we don't worry about what COULD have happened when it comes to racing. Kid I am 61 years old. During my lifetime I've been involved with lots of things. I can remember beating your dad's *** and screwing your mother before you were born. I am not impressed......................... or scared.

An old man and his dogs!

p.s you can clean up my dogs **** anytime you like. sounds like you're obsessed with it. "shitting on peoples cars"
Old Aug 15, 2007 | 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 04Terminator
The word "beastiality" comes to mind...
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Old Aug 15, 2007 | 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by plainred02Z
yo I was up in my boys balt SS when we seen this SRT10 rollin deep. We shot some revs and then lined up. My boy raced the viper from 20-30mph and was up by a car. The viper then turned down a side street in shame. My boys mods are a GM STAGE 1337 Kit and a 3inch custom exhaust. Hes got like 600whp. Was an intense race and thought I should share.
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Greetings. I accompanied a compatriot within his Chevrolet Cobalt SS, and what should appear before us but an SRT10. My friend enthusiastically pushed his foot upon the accelerator to indicate that we wished to race. The Viper complied, and we proceeded to accelerate from a speed of approximately twenty to thirty miles per hour. The Viper, clearly now bored with us, turned towards a direction that he was obviously planning to go towards to begin with. However, I declared this a victory in our favor. My compatriots modifications are a GM Stage (error) Kit and a 3 inch "***** compensating" exhaust. He has approximately 600 horsepower. I felt the race was quite riveting and wanted to pass on my story to others.
Old Aug 15, 2007 | 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by LightItUpGoat
You guys have to admit, it was only a matter of time...
Indeed each day I work I have a goal . Deliver two cars or make someone laugh or cry

An old man and his dogs!
Old Aug 15, 2007 | 08:11 PM
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Jakes Dad is a stupid bitch.
Old Aug 15, 2007 | 08:58 PM
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Old Aug 15, 2007 | 09:31 PM
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I got a funny kick out of it. Please tell me no one took the OP serious...
Good to see someone out there also annoyed with supposed "baller Cobalt SS's" putting a "hurt" on muscle.
Old Aug 15, 2007 | 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 95_formula
Jakes Dad is a stupid bitch.
Thank God I'm not the only one who noticed.
Old Aug 15, 2007 | 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by 04Terminator
I think it's Jake...

Still laughing @ that one!!!

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