Ricer literally asks for it
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From: New Caney Texas
Ricer literally asks for it I was crusin down our main drag in my SS, when I heard this buzz bomber exhaust from way back comin up on me. This guy in a beat up honda civic hatch with a huge tach on the dash was starin me down. The dude asks me if i want to run em. I looked at him and asked him if he was kidding. He said "this car ain't no bitch son, i'll whip that camaro's ***". This was another ricer kid that needed to be put in his place. We went out a few miles from town and lined up. I'll put it this way, he might have made it to the 1/8 by the time i cleared the 1/4. As he pulled up beside me again i was just waiting for the excuses to start flowing. Sure enough he gave me the good old i can't get no traction excuse!! So I humored him and we started from a 25 mph roll. This went even worse for him. He pulled up back beside me and said damn dog that Camaro is sick dude. So I thanked him for his compliment. He then asked me what I thought about his car. To which I replied " It's a bitch". Not really a good kill story, but kind of funny.
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I was crusin down our main drag in my SS, when I heard this buzz bomber exhaust from way back comin up on me. This guy in a beat up honda civic hatch with a huge tach on the dash was starin me down. The dude asks me if i want to run em. I looked at him and asked him if he was kidding. He said "this car ain't no bitch son, i'll whip that camaro's ***". This was another ricer kid that needed to be put in his place. We went out a few miles from town and lined up. I'll put it this way, he might have made it to the 1/8 by the time i cleared the 1/4. As he pulled up beside me again i was just waiting for the excuses to start flowing. Sure enough he gave me the good old i can't get no traction excuse!! So I humored him and we started from a 25 mph roll. This went even worse for him. He pulled up back beside me and said damn dog that Camaro is sick dude. So I thanked him for his compliment. He then asked me what I thought about his car. To which I replied " It's a bitch". Not really a good kill story, but kind of funny.
hell i would of asked for some gas money, kinda wasted yours on his..... i am buying one of those collection trays with the rod on the end......so everytime the ask to race i am gonna ask for gas donations.......
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What a clown calling a slow car a "bitch" when you drive a slow car yourself. I guess it was just two bitches going at it. 
The guy did the right thing, some guys just want to see a camaro run and will say anything to see it, I would've called his ricer a bitch too. Good kill man, screw the ricers, they ask for what they get.
Stopsign, where do you get off calling a camaro ss slow when you drive a ragged ***, worn down 95 gt?
Stopsign, where do you get off calling a camaro ss slow when you drive a ragged ***, worn down 95 gt?
Faster that 90% of the modified ruststangs on the road. 
The guy did the right thing, some guys just want to see a camaro run and will say anything to see it, I would've called his ricer a bitch too. Good kill man, screw the ricers, they ask for what they get.
Stopsign, where do you get off calling a camaro ss slow when you drive a ragged ***, worn down 95 gt?
Stopsign, where do you get off calling a camaro ss slow when you drive a ragged ***, worn down 95 gt?
his "ragged ***, worn down GT" would tear you a new ******* from your face to your knees. Thread Starter
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From: New Caney Texas
Hey stopsign just a quick question. Just how big a bitch are you? You come on ls1 tech with one of the ugliest bodystyles of mustangs evermade, and try so start **** calling me a bitch. You're pathetic, plain and simple. I don't go onto your threads and call you a bitch. If I did, you would have every right to do the same. As for my SS being slow, I've laid a beating down on plenty of mustangs. I know my car is not the fastest car around, but it sure as hell ain't slow.
Slow is such a relative term. In this race, the camaro was obviously not a slow car. Agreed the OP should have been more graceful in his ricer stomp-show, but no need to be a dick just because you have a faster car . If you don't care for the story just let it be. I'm almost scared to post a kill in this section for fear of no one believing me and making fun of my marginal mods.