best quote imo

 

" 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d "


"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. "

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila"

"Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse"

"If you are not the lead sled dog, the world looks pretty much the same every day"

"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them"

 

"Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present"

 

This was written on my Facebook wall,

Robert: "Guns, dude. Chicks don't dig them."(he is replying to me)

My buddies response,

Nate: "yes robert, but they like *****. and owners of ***** like guns. so in essence they do."

 

"some people like me, some people hate me but you better learn to love me, cuz I'm the best thing going..wooooooooooo!!!"
Ric Flair

 

"get me another beer dragon lady"

 

im too drunk too taste this chicken.

 

Figure it out for yourself, my lad, you've all that the greatest of men have had. Two arms, two hands, two legs, two eyes, and a brain to use if you would be wise. With this equipment they all began, so start for the top and say 'I can'. Look them over, the wise, the great, they take their food from a common plate. And similar forks and knives they use, with similar laces they tie their shoes. The world considers them brave and smart, but you've all they had when they made their start. You can triumph and come to skill, you can be great if you only will. You're well equipped for what fight you choose, you have legs and arms and a brain to use. And the man who has risen great deeds to do, began his life with no more than you. You are the handicap you must face, you are the one who must choose your place. You must say where you want to go, how much you will study the truth to know. God has equipped you for life, but He lets you decide what you want to be. Courage must come from the soul within, the man must furnish the will to win. So figure it out for yourself, my lad, you were born with all the great have had. With your equipment they all began, get a hold of yourself and say 'I can'.

 

if u aint cheatin u aint winnin

 

"2009 huh?......FOREWARD HO BITCHES!!!"

 

"if you aint first, your last!!"

 

things i have learned in life!



it takes money to make money

if you walk to close to a fine line eventually you will trip and end up on the wrong side of that line

a good friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn we fucked up"

the only things guaranteed in life are death and taxes

fire is hot!

metal is heavy!

glass is sharp!

asphalt is hard!

love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop

easy come, easy go

7 come 11 (lol)

horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you push it

i would rather be a good liver then have one

to grow old and wise you must have once been young and stupid

life is little more than a journey to the grave

it's only money

Many of the things you can count, don't count. Many of the things you can't count, really count

"the best things in life are free" is the biggest load of crap i have ever heard. YOU pay for EVERYTHING with your money, time, or tears.

time is your most valuable asset

If you want a thing done right, do it yourself

drive it like you stole it

it's not how you play, it's the final score that counts

if it sounds to good to be true, it is

close only counts in horse shoes & hand grenades

the grass is always greener on the other side

fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me

time is relative: put you hands on a hot stove for 2 seconds and it can seem like 2 hours, get you hands on a hot girl and 2 hrs can seem like 2 seconds!

happiness is not getting what you want, it's wanting what you got

you get what you pay for

knowledge is power

opposites attract

it's not the hand your delt, its how you play your cards

sperm are cheap

**** happens

if you play with fire your going to get burned

if you want to play you got to pay

no guts no glory

liquor before beer your in the clear, beer before liquor you will never be sicker

what's about 6 in long, down a mans pants, that has a head on it, that girls LIKE to blow?.............money

you have to win to get love

work is the price of success

you can learn more about someone in an hour of play then in a year of conversation

what's the point in living if you don't feel alive

as we go through life we WILL hurt those closest to us, as they hurt us. make your apologies well in advance!

teamwork: there is no I in drunk!

people may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would all be millionaires

it's not what you know, it's who you know

it only hurts when your sober

the only way to get rid of temptation is to give into it

it takes one to know one

it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all

almost always, the hardest thing to do and the right thing to do are the same thing

nice guys finish last

love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes just be an illusion

A bird in the hand is better than two in the tree

a verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on

give a man a fish you will feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you will feed him for a lifetime

"love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired"

a person is successful if they get up in the morning, go to bed at night, and in between does whatever he wants to do.

there is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy!!!! her heart!

we live by the golden rule, those who have the gold make the rules

i don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody

if you lend someone $20, and never see them again, it was probably worth it

if you can cheat with me, you can cheat on me

a drunkin mind speaks a sober heart

you never know what you got untill it's gone

in for a penny, in for a pound

make your decisions before your decisions make you

when in Rome do as the Romans do

the only thing you have to do is die everything else is optional

anger is the only thing you can't get rid of by losing it

there is a differance between quiting and quiting when you're still ahead

Don't knock masturbation, It's sex with someone I love

in times of stress people always go back to what is most comfortable

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell

Dancing- the vertical expression of a horizontal desire

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure

Sex is an emotion in motion

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is most likely female

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

i think, therefore i am

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

those who can do, do. those who can't do, teach

"there is more than one way to skin a cat"

"doing a common thing uncommonly well brings success"

"if you love somebody, let them go. if they return, they were always yours. if they don't, they never were."

"the love that last the longest is the love that is never returned"

"every form of refuge has its price"

"love is one of the hardest words to say and the easiest to hear"

"never mistake knowledge for wisdom. one helps you make a living, the other helps you make a life"

"the easiest way to avoid living is to just watch"

"being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means you have decided to look beyond the imperfections!"

"the greatest barrier keeping people from success is the fear of failure"

"A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.”

"to err is human, to blame it on someone else is good management skills!!!!!"

 

Owned

 

STS95T/A, what the hell? Too much man.
"never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die." -unknown

 

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"Second place is the first loser"

 

Confucius say:
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
Man who eat skittle toot in technicolor.

 

Confusius say: man with hand in pocket feel cocky.

 

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Happy Wife Happy Life!