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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by newton
Hit and quit
Rail and bail
Smash and dash
Eat and beat (actually don't do this one)
****!!! you got me with that last one. Laughed loudly in the office.
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 05:58 PM
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lmfao at this thread!!
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 06:30 PM
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wow im surprised this hasnt turned to a
thread lol

go out and have fun. get her test results on the first date lol
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by TUMBLRws6
wow im surprised this hasnt turned to a
thread lol

go out and have fun. get her test results on the first date lol
+1 on pics..... I'm curious now...
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 06:48 PM
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strippers are people, too. They need lovins!
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 07:19 PM
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the good: the sex, her friends, drugs, lies, drama
the bad : same as above + penicillin shots
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 07:36 PM
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Ive been there done that a couple of times, at most you will get a fu(k buddy out of it.

Remember you cant turn a ho into a housewife.
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 07:37 PM
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LOL! Just run now! Ive dated a couple in the past and everything starts off good and your having the time of your life.............................................. .............................
then the drama starts and your fucked, cops are being called, she wont go away when you finally leave her, she keys your car when you get in a fight,throws your clothes out the window, and then has the bouncers from the club try to kick your *** when she tells them all the lies about you!!!!!
Even if she isnt a gold digger shes crazy!!!(they all are)
Go for the cocktail waitress that doesnt have the ***** to strip= much better choice.
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 07:42 PM
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..in for pics...
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 08:14 PM
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I Came All The Way From Chicago For This Thread.

Post Some Pictures.

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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 08:27 PM
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**** her silly.........dude have you ever been to a stripper party with all her friends???its awsome......i think those were the best 2 years of my life, i had a chic that worked in a call center with me and then took her cloths off at night man those parties were insane....make her fall in love then pimp her.....

where is the pimp smiley...****.

no but for real i wen to college in orange county california OCC i knew atleast 5 chics that were strippers made mad cash and always take you everywhere to have fun, and the end of the day they are human dude..not all are dirty hookers and if they are they are still good fun
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 08:58 PM
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sounds like a good little whoredog to me. strippers are fun, and every stripper I've ever met is an escort for the right amount of money.
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 09:02 PM
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Hey if she works for an Oil company, She is just keeping her options open. Got to network is all. I like to party with them, they aint so F-N pretentios. And they bring the party to them.
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 09:14 PM
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Ok so i got her to send me a picture right now since you guys can't wait. And i am no liar!!!

She is the girl on the right hence black hair..ect And thats my necklace..haha

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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 09:16 PM
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Nice.
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 09:19 PM
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hmmmm...... nice pic, but it looks like we gonna need a video
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 09:21 PM
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if i get lucky enough to do that maybe i will haha...You guys just want more and more. I do need a stall... Haha
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 09:27 PM
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maybe this will help you................

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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 09:34 PM
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I married and stripper and havent worked a fulltime job for 6 years lol.. But on a side note Im also using her money and my military money to open a bar..

I c where alot of the negative **** comes from.. Women hate cause there insecure and guys seem to think that all "strippers" are crack ****** .. Thats not all ways the case .
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 09:56 PM
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buddy of mine is dating a stripper from The Clubhouse. Last time I saw him he was driving her C6 vette.
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