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Old May 8, 2009 | 10:56 AM
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Old May 8, 2009 | 11:02 AM
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lolol thats as funny as that guy who got his pecker stuck in the intake jet of a jacuzzi in the middle of an apartment complex and had to call the fire department to come out and get his pecker unstuck they had to drain the jacuzzi it was so ******* funny everyone in the complex was watching and laughing
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Old May 8, 2009 | 11:14 AM
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ROR... The comments on that site are hysterical! "I always wondered what Dodge meant by "Grab life by the horns"....
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Old May 8, 2009 | 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by 03Sssnake
ROR... The comments on that site are hysterical! "I always wondered what Dodge meant by "Grab life by the horns"....
haha, i was thinking the same thing

"this is not news, everybody knows the Nitro is a beater"
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Old May 8, 2009 | 12:52 PM
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The comments make it better!!! Grab life by the horns. . . . Dodge Nitro 'EXPLOSION'. . . .and so forth...
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Old May 8, 2009 | 01:42 PM
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did anyone else notice that his front side windows arent tinted either?
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Old May 8, 2009 | 01:54 PM
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Straight Jackin fool!
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Old May 8, 2009 | 02:05 PM
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Old May 8, 2009 | 02:08 PM
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LMAO....that has to be embarasing.
Got caught with his hands in the cookie jar. Then drives off like nothing happened (with a boner) that has to be worst than driving drunk...lol
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Old May 8, 2009 | 02:44 PM
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The employee standing in front of the Dodge waving while the driver is beating his dick like it owes him money is priceless!

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Old May 8, 2009 | 03:11 PM
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HA HA HA HA....that's freaking hilarious. He was pissed off or something. He must have been watching some S&M ****.
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Old May 8, 2009 | 05:41 PM
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How hard up for a nut do you have to be to crack one off on the side of the road, in your car, during the day???
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Old May 8, 2009 | 06:20 PM
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thats some funny ****
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Old May 8, 2009 | 06:44 PM
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lol that **** was funny.......beatin it in broad day light! that had to be a FML moment
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