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Old Dec 21, 2011 | 08:51 AM
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Sitting with my feet on the desk at work the phone rings I answer it thank you for calling how can I help you I hear a voice echoing please big guy help me I'm stuck in the bathroom the door no open I get to the door to help and the voice is screaming help it stinks in here.
It took awhile to get him out I had to take the door **** off while laughing at the same time. Hope this gives you guys a good laugh
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Old Dec 21, 2011 | 09:03 AM
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Sitting with my feet on the desk at work the phone rings I answer it thank you for calling how can I help you I hear a voice echoing please big guy help me I'm stuck in the bathroom the door no open I get to the door to help and the voice is screaming help it stinks in here.
It took awhile to get him out I had to take the door **** off while laughing at the same time. Hope this gives you guys a good laugh
I was pulling and not pushing! It could have happened to anyone!
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Old Dec 21, 2011 | 01:51 PM
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I'm a little confused. Can you fix the wording?
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Old Dec 21, 2011 | 02:05 PM
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That's as good as it gets in garland as far as english
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Old Dec 21, 2011 | 02:08 PM
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Guy gets stuck in rest room, op takes door **** apart, saves life lol
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Old Dec 21, 2011 | 02:14 PM
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rigged door=the rape room
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Old Dec 21, 2011 | 02:30 PM
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Should have told him to sniff up all of his stink before you would let him out.
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Old Dec 21, 2011 | 02:48 PM
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Sorry about the wording. I didn't know I was here to be graded on my wording.
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Old Dec 21, 2011 | 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by DPRock
Sorry about the wording. I didn't know I was here to be graded on my wording.
You have been a member since 2010! Of course you knew you would get judged on your wording..
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Old Dec 21, 2011 | 03:19 PM
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Sorry about the wording. I didn't know I was here to be graded on my wording.
I was not judging you. I was being honest. I couldn't tell what the f*** you're saying. Never mind though. I figured it out after reading it three times. It kinda lost it's humor at that point.
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Old Dec 21, 2011 | 05:18 PM
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I was not judging you. I was being honest. I couldn't tell what the f*** you're saying. Never mind though. I figured it out after reading it three times. It kinda lost it's humor at that point.
Something but be humorous in order to lose said humor. Guess you has to be there for it to be funny.
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Old Dec 21, 2011 | 06:22 PM
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Might I suggest some commas and periods.
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Old Dec 21, 2011 | 07:00 PM
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Damn it guys I Fucked up. Sorry about the wording and not using commas and periods. I should've known you guys would give me Hell about it.
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Old Dec 21, 2011 | 07:58 PM
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it's ls1tech, aka the new world **** movement. DUUUUHHHH.
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Old Dec 21, 2011 | 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Pwebbz28
Something but be humorous in order to lose said humor. Guess you has to be there for it to be funny.


well, I lol'd at your name.. thought it said Peewbs...
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