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Funny For Today! True Playa!
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards
with some friends.
Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the
floor and bent
down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that
Terry's wife had her
legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into
the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, "Did you like what you saw?" Mike said yes I did. She said, "Well you can get more
than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about this
financial situation and
said O.K. She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at
work then. Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.
Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?" She
said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did."
Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my
job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he
said he would leave it with you."
NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA!!!
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards
with some friends.
Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the
floor and bent
down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that
Terry's wife had her
legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into
the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, "Did you like what you saw?" Mike said yes I did. She said, "Well you can get more
than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about this
financial situation and
said O.K. She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at
work then. Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.
Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?" She
said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did."
Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my
job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he
said he would leave it with you."
NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA!!!
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Originally Posted by PitBull
True Playa!
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards
with some friends.
Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the
floor and bent
down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that
Terry's wife had her
legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into
the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, "Did you like what you saw?" Mike said yes I did. She said, "Well you can get more
than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about this
financial situation and
said O.K. She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at
work then. Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.
Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?" She
said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did."
Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my
job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he
said he would leave it with you."
NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA!!!
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards
with some friends.
Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the
floor and bent
down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that
Terry's wife had her
legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into
the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, "Did you like what you saw?" Mike said yes I did. She said, "Well you can get more
than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about this
financial situation and
said O.K. She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at
work then. Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.
Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?" She
said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did."
Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my
job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he
said he would leave it with you."
NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA!!!
yet soo true 
