I don't think I posted this before, but if I did sorry.

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
name of
your *****?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the
name of your *****. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan
'Just
Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because
'It
really Satisfies.' "
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
him a
second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left
who
is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on
tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
happen to
be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call
yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
"'Quality
is Job One" " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!' "

And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
up
with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my *****
is
SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR
A
WOMAN!!!!!!!

 

lol. grose, yet amusing at the same time.