Joke fer Thersdey
Joke fer Thersdey THE LEOPARD,THE POODLE, AND THE MONKEY
>
> A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari
> in Africa, taking her
> faithful pet poodle along for company. One day the
> poodle starts chasing
> butterflies and before long he discovers that he is
> lost.
>
> Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
> rapidly in his direction with
> the obvious intention of having lunch. The poodle
> thinks, "Uh-oh, I'm in
> deep trouble now!"
>
> Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he
> immediately settles down to
> chew on the bones with his back to the approaching
> cat.
>
> Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle
> exclaims loudly, "Boy, that
> was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are
> any more around
> here."
>
> Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in
> mid-stride, a look of terror
> comes over him, and he slinks away into the trees.
> "Whew,"
> says the leopard.
> "That was close. That poodle nearly had me."
>
> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
> scene from a nearby
> tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use
> and trade it for
> protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But
> the poodle sees him
> heading after the leopard with great speed, and
> figures that something
> must be up.
>
> The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills
> the beans and strikes
> a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is
> furious at being made
> a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and
> see what's going to
> happen to that conniving canine."
>
> Now the poodle sees the leopard coming with the
> monkey on his back and
> thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of
> running, the dog sits
> down with his back to his attackers, pretending he
> hasn't seen them yet
> and, just when they get close enough to hear, the
> poodle
> says.....................
>
> "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an
> hour ago to bring me
> another leopard!"
>
> MORAL: SOMETIMES BULLSHIT AND BRILLIANCE ARE THE
> SAME.
>
>
> A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari
> in Africa, taking her
> faithful pet poodle along for company. One day the
> poodle starts chasing
> butterflies and before long he discovers that he is
> lost.
>
> Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
> rapidly in his direction with
> the obvious intention of having lunch. The poodle
> thinks, "Uh-oh, I'm in
> deep trouble now!"
>
> Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he
> immediately settles down to
> chew on the bones with his back to the approaching
> cat.
>
> Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle
> exclaims loudly, "Boy, that
> was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are
> any more around
> here."
>
> Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in
> mid-stride, a look of terror
> comes over him, and he slinks away into the trees.
> "Whew,"
> says the leopard.
> "That was close. That poodle nearly had me."
>
> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
> scene from a nearby
> tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use
> and trade it for
> protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But
> the poodle sees him
> heading after the leopard with great speed, and
> figures that something
> must be up.
>
> The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills
> the beans and strikes
> a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is
> furious at being made
> a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and
> see what's going to
> happen to that conniving canine."
>
> Now the poodle sees the leopard coming with the
> monkey on his back and
> thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of
> running, the dog sits
> down with his back to his attackers, pretending he
> hasn't seen them yet
> and, just when they get close enough to hear, the
> poodle
> says.....................
>
> "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an
> hour ago to bring me
> another leopard!"
>
> MORAL: SOMETIMES BULLSHIT AND BRILLIANCE ARE THE
> SAME.
>
