Joke for Wednesday
01-19-2005, 10:34 AM
#1
Joke for Wednesday Old Fashioned Country Breakfast
>A little boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a
>farm, His mother asks if he had done his chores.
>
>Not yet, said the little boy.
>
>His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
>
>Well, he' a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the
>chickens and kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and
>kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig. He
>goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl
>of dry cereal.
>
>How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have
>any milk on my cereal, he asks.
>
>Well, his mother says, I saw you kick the chicken, so you
>don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so
>you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick
>the cow, so for a week, you aren't getting any milk.
>
>Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks
>the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up
>at his mother with a smile, and says, " You gonna tell him
>or should I?
>A little boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a
>farm, His mother asks if he had done his chores.
>
>Not yet, said the little boy.
>
>His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
>
>Well, he' a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the
>chickens and kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and
>kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig. He
>goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl
>of dry cereal.
>
>How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have
>any milk on my cereal, he asks.
>
>Well, his mother says, I saw you kick the chicken, so you
>don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so
>you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick
>the cow, so for a week, you aren't getting any milk.
>
>Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks
>the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up
>at his mother with a smile, and says, " You gonna tell him
>or should I?
moral to this story is that if you kick the cat you better be good friends with handgela 
