early joke for fri
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders
using a bowl of lifesavers candies. He gave all the children the same kinds
of lifesavers one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and
flavor. The children began to say:
"Red..........cherry",
"Yellow......lemon",
"Green.......lime",
"Orange.....orange",
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for
a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well", he said, "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother may call
your father at times".
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,"
"Oh My God!!! They're ********"?!!!

