One Fer Mondey
One Fer Mondey THE BLONDE GOES TO THE CASINO
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a
single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely
nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed . . .
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes
and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know -- I thought YOU were watching."
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a
single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely
nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed . . .
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes
and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know -- I thought YOU were watching."
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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