Funny for Today!
Funny for Today! Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls
Night
out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.
There
were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their
business
behind a head stone or something.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd
take
off her panties, use them and throw them away.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of underwear
and
didn't want to ruin hers or leave them behind, but was luck enough to
salvage a ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. So she
dried
herself with the ribbon.
The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said,
"This girls's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came
home
last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card
stuck
to her butt that said,
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!"
Night
out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.
There
were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their
business
behind a head stone or something.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd
take
off her panties, use them and throw them away.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of underwear
and
didn't want to ruin hers or leave them behind, but was luck enough to
salvage a ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. So she
dried
herself with the ribbon.
The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said,
"This girls's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came
home
last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card
stuck
to her butt that said,
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!"
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