Joke for Wednesday

Angus · 2005-05-04 13:57:03

The difference between "guts" and "balls"... Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next." :headbang:

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May 4, 2005 | 08:57 AM

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Joke for Wednesday

The difference between "guts" and "*****"...

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

***** - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the ***** to say, "You're next."