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Old May 14, 2005 | 10:46 PM
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Redneck 911 Call


A couple of redneck hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?

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Old May 14, 2005 | 10:47 PM
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Old May 14, 2005 | 10:48 PM
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Old May 16, 2005 | 12:34 AM
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Old May 16, 2005 | 09:29 AM
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That was a good one.
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Old May 16, 2005 | 09:38 AM
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Old May 16, 2005 | 01:31 PM
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Glad you liked it guys... I had never heard it before
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