random joke i read today..
random joke i read today.. so a man and his wife are sleeping in the middle of the night in their home, when all of a sudden an excaped criminal barges in, and ties the woman to the bed, and the mand to the chair. Then he approaches the wife and seems to kiss her neck. he then went to the bathroom. The husband, tied up and scared tells the wife to do what the man says and not to put up a fight. what ever happens, happens, and he will always love her. He says that if she does what he wants, there is a good chance to get out this alive. Then he says that he saw the way he kissed her neck, that he was only after one thing.. sex. The wife responds with, " he wasnt kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear that he thought you were cute and asked if we had any vasaline, and i told him we did in the bathroom"... as the man stared in fear, the wife says, "dont put up a fight, i love you, i will always love you, no matter what happens"..
ouch. 
