Freeze a can of foamy shaving cream, cut the bottom off the can and put it in her desk drawer, it will thaw and expand....everywhere.

Vasiline the toilet seat.

Stretch Seran Wrap across the toilet seat.

Get a bunch of little ketchup packets from a fast food joint, bend them in half, take a razor blade and make a little slice in the bend, lay them around the edge of the toilet seat facing inwards, with the woman seat laying on top of them. Be prepared to run fast while laughing as she chases you with panties down and Hunts' all over her...well you know.....

Pay a street bum to show up at her office wanting his free sample of potato salad she promised him. The smellier and nastier the bum, the better.

Take her out to dinner to a large crowded food joint and have the wait staff do the happy birthday song for her, then have them bring out a cake with a huge **** on it saying "Welcome back to the straight life."

Get her a subscription to a lesbo magazine, have it delivered to her at work.

Order her a huge black *****, have it delivered to her at work. The larger the better. Have a gift card saying "Hope this brings memories of me, love Tyron in Beaumont."

Take pictures of her in the buff posing for you, then create a website for butch dykes featuring her. Extra points of you give out her phone number.

Create a singles want ad for her....seeking other woman (Example: wanted, large short haired BBW who loves fems lesbians, country music, hates guys, must love seafood and intimate moments in public, tattoos, and piercings, and receiving as well as giving) or short Asian guys who like souped up Hondas and accounting. Give out her name and work number as the contact.


Order her a lesbian stripper to show up and have her pretend she's an ex girlfriend, then have her strip for her at work. Extra points if her mom is there to watch. More points if dad is there too. Lose points if she gets "in to it."

Hire some off duty cops to show up at work and arrest her for pandering aka Heidi Fliess; running an escort service, or for writing hot checks at the adult film store.

Hire an actor to show up with a huge cardboard check stating she won the lottery, sweepstakes, hire a film crew to act as the tv crew of a local station, beter yet, inform the news crew of the impending prank and have them show up to film it. Be prepared for a kick in the nuts.

Call Jerry Springer's show and inform them that you are a former woman who wants to hook up with the girl who sat across from you in homeroom cause she used to make you wet and now she makes you hard with the assistance of a hand pump, have them fly you up and "surprise her". Be sure to speak with either a ghetto or country accent, give address as one from a trailer park.

I've done most of these, lots of fun, just ran out of women who would date me.....enjoy!!!!!