Joke for the day
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Joke for the day For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed
bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on
this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we
can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick
heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are
you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your
room last night heard you telling mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because >she was coming too. And I'll be
damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no
bicycle!"
bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on
this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we
can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick
heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are
you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your
room last night heard you telling mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because >she was coming too. And I'll be
damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no
bicycle!"
