A man approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven. Peter greets him there and asks why he thinks he should be admitted to Heaven. Peter says, "Your name is not on my list." The man replies, "I came upon a young lady who was being harassed by a group of Hell's Angels. I walked up to the biggest, roughest, toughest one. It was obvious that this man was the leader. I told him I would whip his butt if he and his morons continued to threaten the woman." Peter replies, " WOW! When did this happen?" The man replies, "About 15 seconds ago."